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cab chase...
one time Anita , neal ans i were downtown and just finished smoking some kill oil joint..bla bla bla okay so we were REALLY ripped and wanted to go home but the buses stopped running so we called a cab, as were waiting Anita see's this dude she went to school with a while back (apperntly he was really anoying) so she tells us not to look cuz she doesnt want to talk to him, anywayz..so we get into the cab and as soon as it pulls away we hear this screaming "ANNIITTAAA, ANNNITTAAA" were just like "wtf" and forget about it...so were at a red light a couple blocks down (keep in mind were fucking BLASTED , and i mean gone) and neal looks out the back window n is like "wtf, hey anita isnt that ur school friend" we all look back to see this guy on a bike, booking it down a hill coming towards the cab, Anitas by this point is getting a little scared, so we tell the cab driver to go , and go as fast as he can...didnt work this guy is still behind the cab , exept this time he's only a couple cars away, HE WAS ON A BIKE!WE WERE IN A CAR, mean while were all sitting there ripped and not knowing what to think...the cab speeds up and makes a turn...and finally we lost him neals all like "whered you meet this guy in prison" and we sorta laugh about it.....but then
BANG BANG "ANNNITTTAAA ANNNNIITTTAAAA" HE'S RIGHT BESIDE THE CAB WITH HIS FACE PRESSED AGAINST THE GLASS..."aannniittaaaa why didnt you say hi to me...WHYYYYY??" were all just sitting there horrified. i look over at anita and she's got this unexplainable look on her face like she had just shat her self...it was gold pure fucking gold...well scary ass horror story gold. well ya thats my story of i don't know what...
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Jul 03, 04
