Wanted: RAVER BRAINS

[Rytalin]

yeah.. that's right. raver BRAINS. not just any brains. But brains that have been thouroughly pickled with various narcotics. Dry them out, crush them up and cap them, and they make GREAT E.

So if you have any part of your brain that you don't really use (or preferrably all of it), then please do the following with it:

1. remove the top of your head with some sort of saw, cutting torch, or, if you REALLY want to get adventerous, a spoon.

2. remove any unused or extensively drug saturated parts of your brain. Again, it would be much appreciated if you could donate ALL of it. I mean, lets be serious. you really don't use it THAT much, do you?

3. Put all removed parts of brain in a sealed envelope, and leave it on the robson street steps, where I or one of my collegues will be able to pick it up.

Thank you.
I look forward to railing your brains.


*mad scientist laugh*

[zarlon]

Hey! That's ZARLON the mad STONER scientist to you!

My idea..!

Yoo are nott takeeng all ze credit for MY akkompleeshment!

[That was supposed to be a mad scientist voice.. er, yeah.]

But yeah.
I can tell there are a lot of people who don't use.. Er, need, their brains on here.

:) Happy brain-hunting!

[Rytalin]

it was our idea together. we both thought of it....


=)

[high-dee]

you can have mine!

I don't use them!

you rave??

WOW!

me too!

[Rytalin]

*knocks on highdee's head*

uh... are you sure there's even one in there?

[high-dee]

[quote]Originally posted by Rytalin
[b]*knocks on highdee's head*

*stares blankly into monitor because the battery in my head wore out*

[Rytalin]

*grabs jumper cables*

okay I'm going to clip THESE onto your ears, and plug the other end of this cable into the wall, mmkay?

wait!
why am I even asking you?
you can't hear me!
your battery's dead!

*plugs cable into wall*


BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZt

[high-dee]

thanks!

now I have power!

ok, maybe I shouldn't give you my brain battery. I need it for school and stuff...

[Rytalin]

Shit.
oh well, if it is a battery and not a brain then its of no use to me anyways.

what you COULD do is help me kidnap ravers and remove their brains....

wanna?



:D

[Glendita*]

mmmmm *pondering* what do i get in exchange .... because i don't mind giving it , hasn't done anything for me in a while

[high-dee]

Originally posted by Rytalin
Shit.
oh well, if it is a battery and not a brain then its of no use to me anyways.

what you COULD do is help me kidnap ravers and remove their brains....

wanna?



:D

let's start by luring f & Kers into a "rave", and we will play "rave" music (I'll get Azim to spin...that will draw out a crowd), and while they are "high", we can pull their brains out their nose.
They won't even know the difference.
Let's post in the coming events the "rave" we will put on...no one will suspect....*muah haha!*

[Rytalin]

or we could just sell them all water with large ammounts of GHB in it. knock em right out cold. We could hacksaw their heads open and they wouldn't even notice.

[high-dee]

No.

I like my idea better, sorry.

[Rytalin]

yeah you just like your idea better because it involves azim spinning....

*evil glare*

I'm on to you.

[high-dee]

On to me?

*halo beams*

what have I done?

Azim is a very talented DJ, thank you.

[Rytalin]

YOU eat plur, bitch!!!



*unzip*