Apr 20, 01
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theres a man and his daughter walking through a park on a bright and beautiful sunny day...they come acroos people playin fisbee, havin bbq's..all the fun summer things...
they continue their walk through the park when they come across a couple who are having sex right in the middle of the park... the little girl then asks her father "daddy...what are those people doin?" the father was a little taken back by the whole thing and didn't know how to broach the subject with the girl... "uhhhh..welll hunny...theyre ummm...theyre makin pizza.." the girl replied... "oh DADDY!!..can weeee make pizza..." "nonono hunny..we aren't allowed to make pizza...." "pleease daddy...please can we make pizza????" "well i dunno....oh ok..but u can't tell anyone!!!" and the girl responded... "oh no daddy i won't say anything..." so there makin pizza..flippin the dough..puttin on the toppins all the good shiz when all of a sudden the girls says to her dad.. "daddy...i think the pizza is done..." and the father replied.. "whys that dear" "well cuz the cheese is running down my leg" hehe... corrie 
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Apr 20, 01
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Uhg! Fooking goof! I was eating pizza when I read that.
YUCK! LOL! :026:
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Apr 20, 01
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haha....poor innocent lil girl...
pure innocence is always hilarious~:031:
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Apr 22, 01
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ahh! that's disgusting!! eeewwww!
hmmmm...i'd like to make some pizza...hehe....not with my dad though....ewww:031:
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Apr 23, 01
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awwww man
I don't think that's right! ... just not right
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Apr 23, 01
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nice one corrie
have u herd the one about the dolly? the fathers sleepin in his bed his daughter walks in "daddy can i sleep with u tonight i had a scary dream." "ok" the father said "whats that" the daughter pointed as she got into the bed "thats my dolly" he said later on that night the father woke up with a strange feeling comming from his groing area he turned on the light and saw that there was blood all over his blanket he asked his daughter what happened she said "dolly spat at me! so I bite her head off!"
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