Pre Booty Call Agreement

[BabyK]

*Thought you guys would like this .....

THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT


This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter
referred to as theÂ*"Agreement")
isÂ*entered into on the _____ day of __________,
2001, byÂ*______________________,
between ____________ and ______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES
ANDÂ*PRINCIPLES:



1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and
we need to repeat it inÂ*theÂ*morning.


2. No meeting in public except for dinner or
drinks before the events ofÂ*theÂ*evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to
talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only
mind-blowing sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions - Ex.: Where are we
heading with this? Do you
love me? The answer is no, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are
called the "backup,"Â*unless
you are from out-of-town, then it's only a
one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is
encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -
it's really none ofÂ*yourÂ*damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with
privileges" - we are not friends,
just sex buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -
don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass
leaving anything behindÂ*whenÂ*you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's
over, so get your ass up andÂ*goÂ*home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you
enjoyed it - I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard
response will be: "MyÂ*roommate'sÂ*girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style preferred - just hit it hard and
right or get the hellÂ*out!

18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact
the better.

19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood
strikes ME - so don't keepÂ*calling.

20. The most important one - no condoms, no
fucking. Carry your ass home.

21. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor
store.

22. No phone use, please - don't want anyone
calling back looking forÂ*yourÂ*ass.

* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The

aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other partyÂ*attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automaticallyÂ*becomeÂ*null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST andÂ*deleted from phone memory and email list. BLOCKEDÂ*from all communicationsÂ*until your silly ass understands the rules.


Participating Party

Signature_______________________________ ________
Date:________________
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________ ________
Date:_______________ :023:

[sNyx]

Hey kiMMie get over here and sign this before you come over tonight. :026:

[Somatic]

That should be mandatory. Hehehehe.

-Dwight

[MC Hammered]

I can't shrink the size of the text small enough so this would fit in my wallet! :(

[kiMMie]

Snyx...I think you'll be needing to sign that contract to come over to MY house foo!!! :026:

Silly l'il....Bobbi Jo!!!

[PartEkid]

Im confused!
whats this all about?
hmmm

-Kam