Jokes!

Pegasus · #1 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 01

what does osama bin laden and fred flinstone have in common?

they both look out of their caves and see rubble! :041:

phatisphat · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

That was weak...

PhatisPhat :035:

Pegasus · #3 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

hey. i saw it on a weak site, ok?

it was the best one there.

www.jokes.com

phatisphat · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

If that was the best joke, thats some crappy website...

where's the women, racist, sexual disgusting jokes?!?
there always the funniest...

PhatisPhat :035:

Pegasus · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

to tell ya the truth man, i looked all around that site. there was none. :(

phatisphat · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

How do u give women more freedom???

Give them a bigger a kitchen!

HAHAHA....

Why don't u see natives in Star Trek???

Cause the they don't work in the future either!

hehehe...

I got more jokes...that enuff for now...

PhatisPhat :035:

**ƒORM** · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

Whats green and smells like pork?

*Kermits finger :153:

galaxie · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

haha. I like the bin laden one.

What do you call three Indians in a ditch?

A sleep-over.

Ahh. Those stupid racist jokes. I'm a bitch =\

phatisphat · #9 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

The differance between Mens and Womens definitions.

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT (but) n
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min.

PhatisPhat :035:

Pegasus · #10 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

haha those are great...

justin · #11 (**permalink**) Dec 12, 01

Quote:

Originally posted by phatisphat
That was weak...

PhatisPhat :035:

werd :044: