"You give even worse head than your dad does!"
"I'm sorry I can't understand what you're saying, let me get my English-to-Douchebag dictionairy!"
"Obviously your mom has shitty aim with a coat-hanger!"
"If you were surrounded by bread, you'd be a stupid-sandwich!"
"Ok, just because you're fat, stupid, ugly, gay, retarded and no one will ever love you, doesn't mean you have to eat my last french fry!"
"Hey, aren't you Rosie O'Donnell?"
"Hey, weren't you one of the Moffats?"
"Why aren't you in a wheelchair?"
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