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what's the best diss u have ever heard
"u were such a mistake ur mom and dad suied the condom company"
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YOUR MOTHER!!!! lol
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"I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet!"
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This fat kid was bugging my bro one day. My bro told the guy to piss off. Fat kid said: "Shut up before I beat you."
My bro replies: "The only thing you can beat me at is a race to the ice cream truck!" I laughed my ass off!!!
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I don't know about the best diss. This is more like the worst because of the outcome.
I was in mechanics with a friend. And I was looking at this old filter which was nasty. I was going on about how greasy and dirty it was. And he wasn't really listening so when he asked what I was talking about, I said " oh I was just discribing your mother" Joke was on me though. His mom was dead. Wow did I feel like an ass. :(
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I was at wal mart a few years back with my lil bro, doing some back to school shopping. I knew what he needed and had a lot of shit at home that he could use and he wanted all this stupid bull shit colorful binders and pens. So i was like shut up you aint gettin shit, shut the fuck up. But we always talk to each other like that so its no big deale. So this one lady taps my shoulder, something that i HATE, and she sais "you shouldnt talk to your son like that. Its rude!! People might take legal action against you." So i got pissed off and im like "Hey lady, first off thats my lil bro and i can talk to him how ever i want to, secondly do i tell you how to shave your moustache??" and i walked away. It was kinda mean and she didnt have stache, but thats not the point.
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LMFAO
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your momma
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you must be a survivor, escaping that abortion bucket....
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last weeks' top 5
diss 1 me: (to smoking man) you're going to die smoking man: you're a whore me: yah, and you can't afford me diss 2 man: hey, i recognize you from last night me: huh? man: last night, at about 3 am...remember??? me: no deal man: i was the man of your dreams me: o, last night you were a lot better looking diss 3 old man: some drunk slur me: aren't you my dad's friend? diss 4 ugly dude: you girls going dancing? me: no, we're going home ugly dude: are you looking to hang out w/ some good looking guys? me: always! we'll let you know if we find any diss 5 justin's back-up dancer: how old you you think i am me: 37 justin's back-up dancer: you're not making a very good first impression me: i am not trying to impress you
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"You Suck, and thats Sad"
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"Hey, you're fat and ugly, so you're not supposed to be a bitch, you have to compensate and be nicer than you are fat so that people actually talk to you!"
I said that to this bitch Pilot at work once. heh heh heh Dumb Bitch...
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Oh! Sorry... I thought you were Snyx.
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