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The $100 Dick
A man comes home to his wife with a $100 bill tattooed on his dick. He shows it to his wife, and she says what the hell did you do that for? And he says, now I can play with my money. She says you are so immature, I can't believe you spent a whole bunch of money on that stupid tattoo. He says, but now I can watch my money grow. She says, that's it, I'm going to the mall and buying myself those expensive boots I've had my eye on. He says, but honey you can blow $100 without even leaving the house!
Hahaha! :160: |