A boy and his wagon

[kandy kid]

A boy is pulling his lil red wagon down the street, when it gets caught in a pot hole. He starts yelling and swearing and kicks the wagon. A preacher comes over to him and says, son you shouldn't be using such awful language, god is everywhere you know. The boys says, really? Is god in my hand? The preacher says yes. Is god in my pocket? Yes. Is god in my wagon? Yes. Well tell him to get the fuck out and start pushing!!