"If you've set yourself on fire...

cerah · #1 (**permalink**) Oct 23, 04

don't run!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Some of them are fucking hilarious... go lookit.

Goodfellow · #2 (**permalink**) Oct 24, 04

hahahah shit some of those are gold.

"in case of nuclear radiation, stand directly behind your door, but do not open the door, even if the radiation knocks"

"in this time of war, americans only eat red meat, fish and poultry may be terrorists"

~god~ · #3 (**permalink**) Oct 24, 04

my fave!

On your knees before God smites you!

sidekick · #4 (**permalink**) Oct 24, 04

i love the one about not opening the door for radiation...even if it knocks.

{dC!} · #5 (**permalink**) Oct 24, 04

That's great!

e_BoY · #6 (**permalink**) Oct 24, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidekick

i love the one about not opening the door for radiation...even if it knocks.

haha yea that one rocks

i also like "If your dumb ass does get trapped under stuff, amuse yourself in your final moments with shadow puppets. "

trance4life · #7 (**permalink**) Oct 24, 04

those are pretty funny $

James · #8 (**permalink**) Oct 24, 04

i lit my leg on fire once at work