How many times do you fart a day?

[-STAN-]

HmMmmm...just curious
How many times do you *FART* a day? hehe

Hmmm.. i don't know - i've been farting a lot lately hmm.i think i got too much gas going off in my body system *lol* hehe :026:

[bellybutt]

stan stan - you are such a geek!

this is you when you fart - :019:

[-STAN-]

gRrRr i'm gonna kick ur little butt 2morrow hehee :021: *muah*

[bellybutt]

:020: <~ see that? be scared little stan. be scared! and this time you're NOT the monkey!

[-STAN-]

OOOOOOooo you watch it lil bellybutt hehe :021: we shall see who will get the last laff kekee *Muah!*

[rowdy]

sorry stan....girls don't fart:028:
u guys should know that by now



rowdy*

[Booey]

My god daughter... she farts.. and for a small lil girl..that shit STINKS........
as she gets older, in the process of trying to look pretty and act proper, she will master the ancient art of the SBD silent but deadly.

guys: we dont give a fuck... we can get together and fart all we want.. Its like a game.. who can fart the most or whatever =)
of course if we with a girl we'll hold it in.. the SBD wont do, cuz it still smells, unless ur in a big crowd and can blame it on someone else..

no clue why i replied with this.... im at school.. BORED !

[dragon boi]

hahahaha *fart* hahaha more times after 8 pm hhahaaaha

[Serotonin]

my entire day consists of one long slow super fart because of the control of my sphincter i can let it out slowly and silently all day j/k:023:

[bellybutt]

:017: stan stan you are so ooooover! O-V-E-R. OVER! .....:017:
i'm bored @ work experience!!!!!


-rowdy: that is so true. it's not like we try to hide it but we just dont! haha guyz :035:

[PartEkid]

Everybody farts... its natural...
Sometimes on my farting days... I have sooo much gas... Its like a machine gun...
but they dont stink... hahaha

-Kam

[mister-peenutt]

farting is awesome !! everyone does it! hahah..

marty remember this "vince man. can i purr?... " "go for it man"

HAHAH 15seconds man! DAMN! hahahaha good times man!!:006:

[victor h.]

hey stan...
remember our farting contest?!?!

three farts in a row = $3 bucks LOL

hahahaha.....i won ....but too bad you didn't hear it LOL

[powerpuffys*]

lol rowdy


take pepto bismol stan

[techno_babe]

farting is good but only when it stinks!!! eggy farts are sweet!

guys should appreciated a chick who farts in public..i think its fuckin awesome
but my fav is burping...:029:

im the burp queen! and everyone that knows me won't disagree!:026:

[BabyK]

Oh yuck, hahaha......... hey, like pooki a.k.a. alice (newbie w/ no posts yet) says....... it either comes out of one end or the other!!!! hahaha that gurl can Out Belch anyone!!!! Her Burps R HUGE!!!!! u can hear them at parties over the music sumtimes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :030:

[BeatFarmer]

this thread is sweet!! today i was letting them go all day. a steady line of SBD's!! good thing too cuz i was in school and that can be embarassing. Who's ever farted in front of they're whole class before?? whoo, thats a riot!! especially when you blame the guy behind you

[rowdy]

i saw my friend do it in a swimming pool!! HAHAHAHAHA frikken HILARIOUS!!! the biggest bubbles i've ever seen in my whole life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rowdy*

[BB_YungYung]

I think this thread is cute

*looks out into the abyss* Maybe I should start one for masterbation
just to see how many people masterbate a day..

NAH!!!!!!..... heheheheheheh cute thread.. cute cute

[GrassHopper]

haha yah man!!
FUCK! dat was a good chill at ur house man!!
fucking almost 10 hours man!!
SHIT!

but when i do fart, which is continuosly, my facials are usually:027: !!
yah!

[techno_babe]

Originally posted by BabyK
hahaha that gurl can Out Belch anyone!!!! Her Burps R HUGE!!!!! u can hear them at parties over the music sumtimes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :030:

OMG i wanna meet that girl!!!!!!!! i wanna share my burpin abilities with her... we should have a burpin contest..or more like a fest! oh yay!

i'd soooo be down with that !!!:029: