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okay yah maybe thats the checklist for them damn fuckin candis! what about the rwude bwoys and gyals? :toasted:
my fellow junglists we r being discriminated against. This is what we get for being a minority so breed breed i say and spawn as many mini junglists as u can... we r a dieing breed :smoke1: |
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the "l33t junglist r4v0r" checklist, y0..
Clothing [ ] Rags, camo, at least 3. [ ] Something T5S, or you're a poser. [ ] Skate shoes, loose laces to train you not to nordic-track (it's too last year) [ ] Jeans, baggy, but not any wider than your shoes. [ ] T-shirt with either a skate, hip-hop or dnb record label logo it [ ] Something with wood beads [ ] Black hoodie Gear [ ] Minidisk player w/Dara's latest CD on it, labeled promo to impress your "DJ" friends [ ] Sony MDR V700 headphones, also to impress your DJ friends [ ] Palmpilot, doesn't matter if you use it, or even if it works, just look like you're doing something with it. [ ] Paint markers (even if you don't have a tag) [ ] Backpack to stash it all in, must be old, and NEVER wear both straps. Drugs [ ] Shardy gak, even if it's still wet with solvent, at least a G (if you have less, throw some salt crystals in, they work real good and make you look like a baaaaler) [ ] Glass pipe, nice and grey on the inside (real junglists SMOKE their shit) [ ] 40 of shit beer to try and get into the party.. and yes, this DOES count if you're going to the plaza. [ ] Gum [ ] Straw, just incase you break your pipe (there's always a lightbulb somewhere [ ] Bag of shake [ ] Blunt papers [ ] Lightah! Fiah! Inna de pleace [ ] Condoms, for stuffing the leftover drugs up your ass when the "cops" strip search you in the "bathroom" (aren't sleep-dep halucinations great?) |
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The "the ultimate R4V3 prm0t3r chzkl1zyt"
PA: [ ] 48 Turbosound Flashlight top-end cabs w/processing [ ] 64 Turbosound Floodlight bottom-end cabs w/processing [ ] 4 Mackie blue-lights for DJ monitors [ ] 2 Tech-12's (can't fuck with that) [ ] 1 Rane mixer (can't fuck with that) Lighting: [ ] 12 High End Catalyst systems w/full processing [ ] 12 Barco ELM R18 projectors ( http://www.barco.com/projection_syst...sp?element=999 ) [ ] 8 HES Cyberlight Turbos [ ] 24 Vari-lite VL3000 Spots ( http://www.vari-lite.com/2002/Downlo...3000Sspecs.pdf ) [ ] 24 Vari-Lite VL3000 Wash's ( http://www.vari-lite.com/2002/Downlo...3000Wspecs.pdf ) Lasers [ ] 3 Coherent INNOVA Sabre 13W white light lasers [ ] 3 Cambridge 6200-based ILDA 50K compliant scanners w/50k PCAOM chips [ ] 2 Laser-Fantasy INFINITY-2000 50W YAG:ND lasers w/remote heads Shuttles 40 Chartered 53 seat busses heh you get the idea... |
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