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View Poll Results: Have you ever hit/been hit in the groin, & what happened?
Girls: No, never tried. 1 2.38%
Girls: I tried, but it didn't connect or work 0 0%
Girls: I hurt a guy there, but he wasn't disabled, he could still function 3 7.14%
Girls: I've done it, & the guy was helpless, rolling on the floor, nothing he could do. 6 14.29%
Guys: Never been hurt there 1 2.38%
Guys: Been hurt there, but I could deal with it. 15 35.71%
Guys: Been hurt so bad I was helpless, rolling on the floor; nothing I could do. 19 45.24%
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Old Jan 08, 06
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Grabbing or hitting a guy in the groin?

A little while ago I was out clubbing with my girlfriends, and we started to talk about how to deal with drunk guys to try to grab your breasts or worse; and somebody suggested a quick knee.

My impression is that it just sort of knocks the wind out of a guy, but one of my friends said it can put a guy down and out for like 20 minutes -- even with just a good squeeze or a yank.

Are guys really that vulnerable & easy to incapacitate? I've never done it and I don't hope too -- but I'm now really curious about real life experience.

If you have any experience -- what did you do, why did you do it, & how incapacitated was the guy -- could he have hit back if he was mad enough, was he down long enough for you to get away. And how did you feel about it afterwards? I'm worried I would feel too guilty. What's a good enough reason to do that to a guy?

I still can't believe the stories I heard are common; I'd like some external detailed confirmation -- especially, what works better. I'd hate to try & kick some guy there if I was attacked, & find out it just made him more angry...

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Old Jan 08, 06
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unless he's on pcp a good shot to the sack will slow him down.

at least long enough for you to book it.

of course if it's some roid monkey you might not even make contact with said sack, and yes in that case he'll just get really angry.
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the few times it's happened to me, i usually get a crazy endorphin and adrenaline rush for maybe 10 to 20 seconds, during that time, the pain doesn't hit you at all. it's only after that time is up that the guy will be incapacitated
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Old Jan 08, 06
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depends on the strength of the hit.

a simple flick could have you motionless on teh ground.

it depends.
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Old Jan 08, 06
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as stupid as this sounds (and as gay as it sounds) there's a bunch of us at work who'll go around to each other and when least expecting it, flick someone in the nads with the back of the fingers and knuckles. Sometimes we miss....sometimes we fullon catch a nut. Regardless, there's been times all of us have been rolling on the ground for 5 minutes, get up to recover, only to have someone else smack our nuts immediately thereafter. oy.
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Old Jan 08, 06
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as stupid as this sounds (and as gay as it sounds) there's a bunch of us at work who'll go around to each other and when least expecting it, flick someone in the nads with the back of the fingers and knuckles. Sometimes we miss....sometimes we fullon catch a nut. Regardless, there's been times all of us have been rolling on the ground for 5 minutes, get up to recover, only to have someone else smack our nuts immediately thereafter. oy.
your work environment is both gay AND cruel.
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Old Jan 08, 06
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you could really ruin a guy like that
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Old Jan 08, 06
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it al depends on the strength of the whack... But please if it was a titty grab or an ass grab please please just slap him really good in the face instead.
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your work environment is both gay AND cruel.
thats what keeps it interesting!
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nothin wrong with a little ball tap ehh Jeff
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thats what keeps it interesting!
you must work in a really boring environment if interesting is taking/giving shots to the balls.

edit-my god!
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3 most memorable times it's happened to me.

intentionaly: Ex gf kicked me square in the nuts for checking out another girl...In public.

Accidental: 2 year old Nephew running around the house like a maniac, all of a sudden he comes around the oposite corner I'm coming from, then WHAM head butt to the groin.

self inflicted: Accedently sacked myself with my record bag while picking it up. I was drunk.
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this one time two of my friends were really drunk and we talked them into having a contest of who could sack them selves harder.... the results were priceless
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Old Jan 08, 06
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I been kicked in the sack and it hurt like hell, then the guy tryed to run, so I grabbed a rock and threw it at his head, cut his ear pretty bad that he fell to the floor crying. I think he needed a shit load of stitches, serves him right. What kind of guy hits another guy in the sack and just books it. I'd never do that in a figh, that's just so cheap.
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The very thought of being hurt in that area is enough to make most if not all men cringe.
Back in elementary school, i remember i sacked myself accidentally on the monkey bars/jungle gym. I thought i was going to die!
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to a man's nervous system getting hit in the groin is akin to getting hit in an exposed kidney. it's so painful it can induce nausea or blacking out

unless the guy has REALLY tiny balls
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totally turns my crank pm me ok.
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awww it must suck to be kicked in the balls..i have three brothers and they all dropped pretty fast!!! so i stopped doing it unless they really hurt me....mind you being kicked in the box doesnt feel to pretty ither...or hit in the tits for that matter!!!! i guess we all have our spots;)
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I grabed james balls last night for trying to grab my boob!!!
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the few times it's happened to me, i usually get a crazy endorphin and adrenaline rush for maybe 10 to 20 seconds, during that time, the pain doesn't hit you at all. it's only after that time is up that the guy will be incapacitated
That 20 secs b4 the pain hits is utter fucking hell because you know the pains coming and it feels like a year of fear and waiting before it hits.

I actually hate the 20 sec wait more than the actual pain.

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yeah true, but if you are in a fight and someone's tries that, you have 20 seconds of a serious adrenaline rush to kick their ass
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Originally Posted by wizzfish
as stupid as this sounds (and as gay as it sounds) there's a bunch of us at work who'll go around to each other and when least expecting it, flick someone in the nads with the back of the fingers and knuckles. Sometimes we miss....sometimes we fullon catch a nut. Regardless, there's been times all of us have been rolling on the ground for 5 minutes, get up to recover, only to have someone else smack our nuts immediately thereafter. oy.
bag tag.. they played it at my old work until I picked a kid up and threw him into a full dumpster and poured burger waste all over him for flicking me there. I never participated, personally.

Anyways.. the best way to hurt a guy is to knee or punch him in the shin, just on the inside of the leg. Hitting the sweet spot sounds like it would work, but I know many people (including myself) that just get a shot of adrenaline and aren't phased by it enough to incapacitate them. The shin, however, can keep a guy from walking wtih one good jab. I've seen big guys go down easily from a good knee to the leg when I was in Hap Ki Do (mat wrestling, shoot fighting, etc) when I was younger. Give it a shot next time someone goes for the gold.
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this one time two of my friends were really drunk and we talked them into having a contest of who could sack them selves harder.... the results were priceless
ro-sham-bo!
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Old Jan 08, 06
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never have and never will

i tend to be careful enough that i don't accidently do it either
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Old Jan 08, 06
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in my experience a kick\grab of the balls in a not so friendly way usually ended up with me getting punched in the face by the guy i did it to (in water-polo) i remember this one guy, i grabbed on, twisted and dug my nails in and just held it as he punded my head\body\whatever he could while in pain. we both got kicked outta the game, but he couldnt walk right and i was fine.
a kick in the junk? i think i would only do it if some serious assault was going on.

p.s. all the kicks and pulls i did to boys in water-polo were never "just for fun" they usually resulted from me getting kicked in the box, having what felt like my nipples being ripped off, or getting punched\kicked\hit anywhere else.
and i always gave out three chances.
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