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  #76 (permalink)  
Old Jan 20, 05
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forgive me lord for i have sinned i think that people with multiple suicide attempts just dont want to die...if you really wanted to you would just stab yourself...i think most of them are just pussies-when i kill myself i'll do it right.

And somtimes when i am really mad at my boyfriend, and we decide to have sex, i get really into it untill i cum, and then i just stop, roll over and fall asleep without letting him finish.
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  #77 (permalink)  
Old Jan 20, 05
 
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forgive me *ahem**cough* LOrd *cough**ahem* for i have sinned. I stole my man's belt, I took the last nug, I hate sitting here at the desk, I don't have any hope's of ever looking like Paris or Nicole, *breaks down in tears of angst* i dont even watch their sho! I KNOW. ITS BLASPHEMY, but i just cant bring myself to do it!
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Old Jan 20, 05
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remeber people. i won't answer bullshit posts.
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Old Jan 20, 05
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Forgive me father for I have sinned, it's been about 8 hours since my last confession.

I totally fished for compliments today. I knew full well I was doing it, too.


edit- I also decided to keep my strong friendship with my best #1 friend today even after he said "just joshin" about something- is that a sin too?
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Old Jan 20, 05
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forgive me *ahem**cough* LOrd *cough**ahem* for i have sinned. I stole my man's belt, I took the last nug, I hate sitting here at the desk, I don't have any hope's of ever looking like Paris or Nicole, *breaks down in tears of angst* i dont even watch their sho! I KNOW. ITS BLASPHEMY, but i just cant bring myself to do it!
you don't have to say "lord" if you want to , you're really just asking fnk to forgive you, so....

you are forgiven...as penance for stealing your man's belt you must spend 15 minutes below it if you know what i mean. you are forgiven, what the hell's a "nug"? you are forgiven for being cuter than paris and nicole, they're hideous, and no one watches their show.
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Old Jan 20, 05
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Hmmm... I might as well try a shot at redemption so here's a Sin that I confess oh Lord of thy Bass and Drum... I once got it on with some Guy's Girlfriend on my Bosses Desk, the worst part is it was SOOOOO GOOOOD.
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Old Jan 20, 05
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^Been there!!! I know I've done that before.... you can add that to my list of sins auto!

*edit* for Myra
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Old Jan 20, 05
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Forgive me father for I have sinned, it's been about 8 hours since my last confession.

I totally fished for compliments today. I knew full well I was doing it, too.
you are forgiven. as a penance you must compliment a stranger wearing sweatpants outside the gym on their wardrobe while keeping a straight face.
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Old Jan 20, 05
 
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a nug? u kno, like a nugget? a very small piece of herb ranging in size from the diameter of a dime to a 50 cent piece.
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Old Jan 20, 05
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Hmmm... I might as well try a shot at redemption so here's a Sin that I confess oh Lord of thy Bass and Drum... I once got it on with some Guy's Girlfriend on my Bosses Desk, the worst part is it was SOOOOO GOOOOD.
you are forgiven....you must buy lunch for your boss and leave it for him/her ANONYMOUSLY
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Old Jan 20, 05
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^Been there!!! I know I've done that before.... you can add that to my list of sins auto!

*edit* for Myra
you are forgiven......as your penance you must wear a doo rag for one day.
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Old Jan 20, 05
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you are forgiven. as a penance you must compliment a stranger wearing sweatpants outside the gym on their wardrobe while keeping a straight face.

Dear lord, that penance is impossible.
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Old Jan 20, 05
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a nug? u kno, like a nugget? a very small piece of herb ranging in size from the diameter of a dime to a 50 cent piece.
aaah....and here i was thinking it had something to do with chicken...

you are forgiven, as your penance you must roll a phatty and leave it on a bench at your nearest institution of "higher learning"
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Old Jan 20, 05
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Dear lord, that penance is impossible.
true.....

in that case, as your penance you must refrain from ciagarettes for a day.
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at your nearest institution of "higher learning"
ummm... i dunno if we have one-a those insta-learning things round here... but uh... i'll check it out...
ps- i dun go ta skoll.
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Old Jan 20, 05
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ummm... i dunno if we have one-a those insta-learning things round here... but uh... i'll check it out...
ps- i dun go ta skoll.
"insitiute of higher learning"=college.
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Old Jan 20, 05
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true.....

in that case, as your penance you must refrain from ciagarettes for a day.

piece of cake! thanks lord.
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Old Jan 20, 05
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piece of cake! thanks lord.
you must also refrain from cake.
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Old Jan 20, 05
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oh. blablabla it's been 31 m. since my last confession.


I just sang 'sexual healing' off key at my desk, and it was in chorus with a coworker, I had no understanding for the poor people around me.
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Old Jan 20, 05
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you are forgiven, as your penance you must go first at karaoke next time.
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Old Jan 20, 05
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ha! like i 'do' karaoke.
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Old Jan 20, 05
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ha! like i 'do' karaoke.
well then i guess you're not going to be forgiven, are you?
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Old Jan 20, 05
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well then i guess you're not going to be forgiven, are you?

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Old Jan 20, 05
 
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forgive me for i have sinned... i wanted to keep these flowers for myself, but they are for deputy general manager.
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Old Jan 20, 05
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so you haven't kept them yet? i can't give forgiveness for future sins...
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