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Old Jan 19, 05
el jefe de automático
  
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the confession thread
i am now giving absolution....confess your sins below publically and all will be forgiven.

so as not to be a hypocrite i will start off by saying

Forgive me lord: despite the fact that i planned on not drinking this month to give my liver a rest after a hectic holiday season, i ended up getting drunk last night....i blame myra.

start off by saying "Forgive me for i have:"

if you want the TRUE forgiveness of fnk, you must post a pic of your penance as well.
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Old Jan 19, 05
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i'm coming out of the closet today.

I am a drum & bass head. :(

for all those who know me as a complete trance lover...

when I'm at home, all I listen to is drum & bass.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because i'm rich :(
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Old Jan 19, 05
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new rule, all confessions must now be prefaced by "Forgive me Lord:"
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Old Jan 19, 05
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Dear Automatic:

Forgive me for I have sinned: I have masturbated to the thought of every hot female on this message board. Does that make me a bad person or just a perv?
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Old Jan 19, 05
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Dear Automatic:

Forgive me for I have sinned: I have masturbated to the thought of every hot female on this message board. Does that make me a bad person or just a perv?
catch 2 "hail mary" passes on madden 2005 and give a cheese sandwich to a crackhead
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Old Jan 19, 05
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isn't it.. "Forgive me Lord for I have sinned, it has been <enter amount of years/months/days> since my last confession"
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Old Jan 19, 05
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catch 2 "hail mary" passes on madden 2005 and give a cheese sandwich to a crackhead
Thank Ya JEEEEEBUS!!!!!
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Old Jan 19, 05
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Originally Posted by neoh
i'm coming out of the closet today.

I am a drum & bass head. :(

for all those who know me as a complete trance lover...

when I'm at home, all I listen to is drum & bass.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because i'm rich :(
for your penance you must plug $1 into a random parking meter
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Old Jan 19, 05
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isn't it.. "Forgive me Lord for I have sinned, it has been <enter amount of years/months/days> since my last confession"
yeah i guess, but "Forgive me Lord:" works for me.....
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Old Jan 19, 05
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alright.

Forgive me Automatic for I have sinned. I drink(a lot), I gamble, I've had premarital sex, and I sometimes forget to use my turn signals.

what is my penance?
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Old Jan 19, 05
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Forgive me me, for i have sinned; it has been 18 years, 4 months and 13 days since my last confession.
I fucked auto's dog yesterday.
and i enjoyed it :(

may my soul rest in peace.
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Old Jan 19, 05
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Forgive me Lord... actually, with my Resume of Sin and Debauchery... nevermind...
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Old Jan 19, 05
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Forgive me lord, for I have sinned. It has been 7 years and many months, days and minutes since my last confession.

I listened to venga boys last night AND enjoyed it

I also got drunk on a worknight. Un-believable!


oh and one time I also humped in a church. Sorry about that!
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Old Jan 19, 05
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oh oh and this one time in grade 9 I used bible papers to roll a joint. I don't know what I was thinking. haha
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Old Jan 19, 05
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alright.

Forgive me Automatic for I have sinned. I drink(a lot), I gamble, I've had premarital sex, and I sometimes forget to use my turn signals.

what is my penance?
the next time you ride transit you must pay the fare of the person behind you.
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Old Jan 19, 05
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Forgive me me, for i have sinned; it has been 18 years, 4 months and 13 days since my last confession.
I fucked auto's dog yesterday.
and i enjoyed it :(

may my soul rest in peace.
i don't have a dog, are you sure it wasn't your mama?

regardless, i forgive you, for your penane you must feed pidgeons in the rain.
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Old Jan 19, 05
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the next time you ride transit you must pay the fare of the person behind you.
Forgive me automatic for I don't ride the bus. EVER

ps I'm not paying for gas for the car behind me
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Old Jan 19, 05
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Forgive me lord, for I have sinned. It has been 7 years and many months, days and minutes since my last confession.

I listened to venga boys last night AND enjoyed it

I also got drunk on a worknight. Un-believable!


oh and one time I also humped in a church. Sorry about that!
three sins, three penances

for sin #1 you must burn a cd of REALLY good intelligent dance music and leave it outside of a high school

sin #2 you must pick the restaurant the next time a boy asks you out for dinner.

sin #3 you must buy a santo and light it and leave it in a back alley downtown.
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Old Jan 19, 05
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oh oh and this one time in grade 9 I used bible papers to roll a joint. I don't know what I was thinking. haha
you must buy a bible, and mail it to a random person in brazil.
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Old Jan 19, 05
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Forgive me automatic for I don't ride the bus. EVER

ps I'm not paying for gas for the car behind me
then on one of your daysoff, and not during a rush hour, you must pack a lunch and ride the millenium line skytrain loop from commercial out through burnaby and coquitlam and back to commercial again, gaining in the process a new appreciation of this beautiful city of ours, while also buying two fares and leaving one in the little machine for the next lost soul.
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Old Jan 19, 05
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Forgive me Lord... actually, with my Resume of Sin and Debauchery... nevermind...
no sin listed, no penance given, you're going to hell.
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Old Jan 19, 05
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arg.

Forgive me automatic but I have taken the BC transit system everyday to school and back since 1992 through to when I got my car about 2003 that is eleven years!

I have seen what this city has to offer and I see it every time I get in my car.

Can I just give some random a toonie?
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no sin listed, no penance given, you're going to hell.
Tell me something I don't know... :) At least it doesn't snow there...
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Old Jan 19, 05
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three sins, three penances


sin #2 you must pick the restaurant the next time a boy asks you out for dinner.

Since when was indecision a sin?
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Old Jan 19, 05
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Forgive me Lord for I have sinned. I really, really like McDonald's. I give into my cravings for Big Macs far too often. Please have mercy on my soul (and my arteries)! *hangs head in shame*
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