royal columbian

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This is just a thanks to the people in the emergency ward last night, who were some of the more effecient and capable hospital employees I've seen in a long time. As usual they didn't have much staff on, and they weren't even rushing or anything, but even though I didn't have to wait very long and they dealt with me quickly and professionaly, were all very nice, and got me on my way in a very reasonable amount of time.... maybe they weren't all that busy, but I've been in non-busy emergency's before and had to wait for 4 hours just to get stitches.

Of course they will never read this, but thanks anyway.

[Cdn_Brdr]

What happened? Did your hymen pop again?

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Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

What happened? Did your hymen pop again?

hymen?? me no understand.

Hockey injury. Filo was jealous of my mad mad skillz so he two hand chopped me with his stick in a fervent rage. Can you blame him though, i'm just that good!

[MissBehavior]

Originally Posted by pbreak

hymen?? me no understand.

Considering your way with the ladies, this doesn't surprise me. :p

[decypher]

My sister works there, in case you saw her she's half white/asian, black hair, really tiny.
She just started there last year i think.

[*Geminiz*]

A friends sister was/is the head nurse of the ER there. I believe she's on mat leave right now - she's a pretty blonde polish lady. Perhaps she helped you out!

[lola_phyne]

Whoa bryan are you ok??? Oh man no one hurts my floormate!

You're dead buddy! :edit for the guy who hurt bryan!

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I don't think either were in last night - unless Decypher your sister is a doctor as I was helped by a young, new, small asian lady - but she seemed to have a bit of an accent... i dunno.

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Originally Posted by lola_phyne

Whoa bryan are you ok??? Oh man no one hurts my floormate! You're dead buddy!

It was a rough night, but the doctor said if I made it through then I should be ok and here I am... jk.

hey lola, you gonna be home when I get home (like 4:30ish), i might need some help putting my new dressing on??

[lola_phyne]

Yeah fo shezzy bryan. I will come home.

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Originally Posted by MissBehavior

Considering your way with the ladies, this doesn't surprise me. :p

hy·men ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hmn)
n.
A membranous fold of tissue that partly or completely occludes the external vaginal orifice.


Now come on, how many women even know what this is, let alone guys... all the ladies reading this right now are going "Ohhh, that's what that's called!" Or maybe not, maybe I'm the only one who didn't know, maybe I'm the only person that isn't familiar with the name of every single flap of skin in a females vaginal area... but somehow I highly doubt it.

geez.

way to turn this thread from a "thank you for a job well done" to "let's test pbreak's knowledge of female anatomy and make fun of him when he doesn't know", Shawn!!

I should really spend more time working while at work.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by pbreak

hy·men ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hmn)
n.
A membranous fold of tissue that partly or completely occludes the external vaginal orifice.


Now come on, how many women even know what this is, let alone guys... all the ladies reading this right now are going "Ohhh, that's what that's called!" Or maybe not, maybe I'm the only one who didn't know, maybe I'm the only person that isn't familiar with the name of every single flap of skin in a females vaginal area... but somehow I highly doubt it.

geez.

way to turn this thread from a "thank you for a job well done" to "let's test pbreak's knowledge of female anatomy and make fun of him when he doesn't know", Shawn!!

I should really spend more time working while at work.

I knew what that was... does that make me weird?

[Cdn_Brdr]

Oh Bryan.... the hymen is what's POPPED when you pop a girl's cherry. I think that most girls DO know that one.

[mapleleaf4ever]

^ If any are unfamiliar with the process, I'd be glad to provide 1 on 1 instruction. ahhahahahahahahahhaha

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Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

Oh Bryan.... the hymen is what's POPPED when you pop a girl's cherry. I think that most girls DO know that one.

well, the definition didn't really include "the skin also known as the "Cherry that get's popped", now did it.

I am familiar with the skin thing Shawn, I just didnt' know what it was called and neither did I care, either way you've ruined this thread and with any luck i'll never talk to you again.

[Cdn_Brdr]

^Don't get my hopes up like that... I have to put up with you tonight! *le sigh*

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Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

^Don't get my hopes up like that... I have to put up with you tonight! *le sigh*

well, then we just won't talk at all for the entire night... it might also help us get in touch with our inner mimes.

[Cdn_Brdr]

You're in luck.... I know some sign language

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Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

You're in luck.... I know some sign language

so do I!

:24k:

:wag:

[neoh]

I knew what hymen is...
and here I thought he had just a unusual build up of smegma.

[decypher]

Originally Posted by pbreak

I don't think either were in last night - unless Decypher your sister is a doctor as I was helped by a young, new, small asian lady - but she seemed to have a bit of an accent... i dunno.

nah my sister is a new nurse, total canadian., no accent.

[x0x_manda_x0x]

I dont like hearing that.
SOMEONE IS DEAD.

[Filo]

haha... bryan just fell over and smashed his elbow

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Originally Posted by x0x_manda_x0x

I dont like hearing that.
SOMEONE IS DEAD.

chris is gonna die!!

ps. that sheet WAS NOT ON THE COFFEE TABLE, i need it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unless you dealt with the problem?? lol??

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Originally Posted by Filo

haha... bryan just fell over and smashed his elbow

excuse me?? I got hit OK, when I didn't even have the puck and then I plowed into their goalie and the goal post... the guy did get a penalty after all you know, geez.