How to sneak into the US from Mexico!

neoh · #1 (**permalink**) Jan 29, 05

http://www.tnrip.org/Documents/Guide...MigrantENG.htm

Article by the Mexican Government on how to sneak into the US..

BongMan · #2 (**permalink**) Jan 29, 05

haha funny read

neoh · #3 (**permalink**) Jan 29, 05

Avoid calling attention to yourself while you normalize your stay or process your documents to live in the United States.

The best way is not to change your routine of going from your job to your home.

Avoid noisy parties. The neighbors can get annoyed and call the police, and you can be arrested.

Avoid getting involved in fights.

If you go to a bar or night club, and a fight starts, leave, since in the confusion you could be arrested even though you have done anything.

Avoid family or domestic violence. As in Mexico, it is a crime in the United States.

**MC Hammered** · #4 (**permalink**) Jan 29, 05

I didn't know that Mexcian people were living in the Marvel Universe! Man they are built!

dabbler · #5 (**permalink**) Jan 29, 05

i always thought all they had to do was walk across the border.

*K*i*t*t*e*n* · #6 (**permalink**) Jan 30, 05

Hahaha what the hell. Do people actually use that? I found this one pic in my ex's FHM and it was a guy tryin to get into mexico desguised as a chair.. and at the bottom it was like " this dusguise would have worked until the US custom officer realised that chairs dont wear tennis shoes" haha it was soo funny! I took that picture its in one of my boxes.. SOO funny! Has anyone else seen that ?