The Theory of Marketing

[MC Hammered]

You go to a party and you see an attractive
girl across the room. You go up to her and say, "Hi,
I'm great in bed, how about it?".
That's Direct Marketing.

You go to a party and you see an attractive
girl across the room. You give your friend a $10. She
goes up and says "Hi, my friend over there is
great in bed, how about it?".
That's Advertising.

You go to a party and you see an attractive
girl across the room. You somehow mop up her mobile
number. You call, talk to her a while and then
say"I am great in bed, how about it?"
That's Tele-Marketing.

You go to a party and you see an attractive
girl across the room. You recognize her. You walk up
to her, refresh her memory and get her to
laugh and giggle and then suggest, "I am great in bed,
how about it?".
That's Customer Relationship Management.

You go to a party and you see an attractive
girl across the room. You walk around playing Mr.
Busy. You put on your best smile and walk around
being Mr. Congenial. You stand straight, you talk soft
and smooth, you open the door for the ladies, you
smile like a dream, you set an aura around you
playing the Mr. Gentleman and then you move up
to the girl and say, "Hi, I am great in bed, how about
it?".
That's Hard Selling.

You go to a party, you see an attractive girl
across the room. SHE COMES OVER and says, "Hi, I hear
you're great in bed, how about it?"
Now THAT is the power of Branding.