What have you been fired for???

[Oscar Da Grouc]

i have never been fired from any job.

me either...nor have i quit one..i've had the same job for going on..ohh 4 years now, i think its time for a second one though

[trance4life]

i've never been fired

[TrYpTaMiNe]

oscar, what do you work for?

[BenGiovanni]

Originally Posted by eighty5

thats hardcore...

'ben where the you, didnt you remember you had to work today?'
'umm yeah I was spinnin some rekkids at a rave, sorry'
'you're fired'
'okay, now can I go back to sleep?'
*phone clicks*
*ben goes back to sleep*

I love it!

it was more like

"...This is unacceptable, when you come in to work we need to sit down and talk" (The day i missed the shift...)

Next Day

He sat me down and tried to act all hardcore...
boss- "Explain to me this ICBC meeting to me."
Ben- "I had to go to some office to talk about my liscenece cuase it got suspended temporarly til I pay off my ticket and talked about my shitty driving" (Cuase I got a ticket the night of Doomsnight and my rents got a call...fuck the insurance fucks are hasty...ps the place was Autoplan not ICBC....same shit diff pile.
-Boss "So how was your weekend"
-Ben "Good"
-Boss "So i heard you had fun at the rave" (he tried to catch me in my lies there cuase ICBC is closed on sat when infact autoplan is open all week)
"Yeh I was spinning, it was good"
"Yeh I also heard you here having fun yourself" Reffering that I did drugs cuase half my coworkers were there FUCKED up.
"Yeh I had some fun...being sober is hard stuff"
"Well for this matter, I think your lieing to me, now tell me are you lieing to me?"
"Nope *with a big smile on face*"
"Now tell me again are you lieing"
"Nope"
"Ok well you can go home, we dont need you here, not tommorow or the days after that, we have someone else covering your shifts."
I walked outta there soo happy, a lil pissed cuase i knew i was gonna be broke for a bit, but happy non the less.
Heres the irony, he fired me, had almost half the kitchen bitching at him constantly, then he got demoted, my friend got promoted and they want me back. Then im gonna bring all the paper from the autoplan office and shove em in his face.

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

Originally Posted by Bozga

not shwoing up to work the next morn after doomsnight when my time slot was 4-5..

I remember you telling me that you were gonna get fired that night

[klockwize]

1) dropping 3 skids of super expensive italian ceramic tiles
2) not getting along with fellow workers
3) hading out resumes on company time

[Jblaze]

Originally Posted by cubed

I've never been fired.

Dope, Me either

[Oscar Da Grouc]

Originally Posted by tekno_balla

oscar, what do you work for?

i'm a "cook" in a fish and chips restraunt, lol...

put it in quotes cuz theres not much to it...but i'ma be trying to get a job at like moxies or cactus club in the kitchen soon

[TrYpTaMiNe]

how much do you make.... i know tghe restaurant bus doesnt give a really good coin lol

[Oscar Da Grouc]

$10.25/h

[L0ungeLizarD]

Wooooohoooooo i just got an interview today and will be called friday (tommorow) if i get job.....................stay tunned:264:

[BenGiovanni]

Originally Posted by NeVeRLooKBacK

I remember you telling me that you were gonna get fired that night

and what did i tell ya
it happened

[Bobby_T]

blazing with my supervisor.

[Chewy]

lets see..... i worked at save onfoods... and during x mas .. instead of the customers paying for x mas trees inside.. i told them they could pay me... so i made a few hundred dollars one year..... the next year i did it again.. but this time one of the customers told the manager what i was doing and then i got fired

fuckin Slave on foods!!!!!!!!! screw you guys

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by Chewy

lets see..... i worked at save onfoods... and during x mas .. instead of the customers paying for x mas trees inside.. i told them they could pay me... so i made a few hundred dollars one year..... the next year i did it again.. but this time one of the customers told the manager what i was doing and then i got fired

fuckin Slave on foods!!!!!!!!! screw you guys

HAHAHAHAHAHAH That's friggin' hi-larious!!!!!!!!

[sweet~kandy]

Ive never been fired...

However I was writeen up once cuz I didnt show up for a shift.

[lou_belle]

Calling out the owner for stealing my tips.

"How-a dare-a you-a....talka to me ina myarestaurant! Dees is da latsa daya you-a worka for me!"

yeah...this was the last day that "italian job" stole money from me.

[TrYpTaMiNe]

Originally Posted by BoBBy_T

blazing with my supervisor.

so you were blazing with your supervisor? and he fired you? did it go something like this?

make me uh... a sandwich mannnn

no

thats it, your stoned at work, your fired

[Chewy]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

HAHAHAHAHAHAH That's friggin' hi-larious!!!!!!!!

yea... but it wasnt so funny as i was escorted out of the store with all the other employees wondering whats going on.. especially since everyone thought i was such a good guy.. haha.. well i showed them!!!!

[Only_Glory]

Originally Posted by Bozga

it was more like

"...This is unacceptable, when you come in to work we need to sit down and talk" (The day i missed the shift...)

Next Day

He sat me down and tried to act all hardcore...
boss- "Explain to me this ICBC meeting to me."
......

ok that reminded me of a situation i had once when i worked about a year ago. so my boss calls me and tells me, Only_Glory, we need to have a talk. come to the back.
so i am thinking oh great im ganna get fired, i have been late a lot, and they probably found out how i've been scamming the company all this time, prolly have freaking hidden cameras and stuff. so ok i am ready to get all defensive and put on my "feel sorry for me face".
as i come to the back, she says, do you know why you are here. and i say yes. i am going to get fired. and she looks at me, it was somewhat a long cold look. and she says, no, your getting a raise.
but a month later i left the job anyway

[TrYpTaMiNe]

how much was your raise:P and how did you scam the company haha

[Only_Glory]

my raise was 35 cents more per hour. and well i just stole a lot and sold the products from my house lol

[TrYpTaMiNe]

haha where did you work?

[veN]

Originally Posted by cubed

I've never been fired.

Me neither.

[ash1ee]

neither have I.
never been written up either.

but I have fired someone. It was like breaking up with him. Actually...it was waaaaaaay easier than that.