What have you been fired for???

[veN]

^ Hahaha Right on!

[ash1ee]

yah...I felt bad for about 3 minutes untill he pulled the "I don't care...my parents are rich and I don't need to work anyways"
Then I kicked him in the junk.

[tvmann]

I got fired from a ditch digger job!

Wasn't my fault, it was one morning at this mine construction site in the middle of nowhere and the word got out that the "efficiency expert" was going around looking for ways to reduce the payroll, so everyone grabbed the shovels and pretended they were busy. Except there weren't enough shovels so I was without one.

So much for that summer job. But I got a better one in a book store.

[L0ungeLizarD]

This is some good reading

[sungoo]

I told them I was only available to work on sundays now.

then, I went and booked off all the sundays for the next 4 months on the calender.

they quitted me like 2 days later.

[Prissypants]

I've never been fired.

[Custard]

went to work high on acid.

[FMPjunkie]

i got fired a week after i put in my 2 weeks. which kinda pissed me off cause it took away from the whole satisfaction of quitting.
me with a huge grin on my face: "hey boss I'm giving you my two weeks notice"
boss: "I'm sorry, you can't quit, you're fired"

bastard.

[L0ungeLizarD]

Funny sign man

[TrYpTaMiNe]

i hang in lang guys

[L0ungeLizarD]

no u hang in the wack

[TrYpTaMiNe]

dude that doesnt rythme! i chill in wack, you hang in lang ok?

[L0ungeLizarD]

ok u chill in wack, i hang in lang, and i got some blang blang.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by tekno_balla

dude that doesnt rythme! i chill in wack, you hang in lang ok?

Ok then.. you shack up in the 'wack, smokin' yo crack... after that you're gonna go run on the Track. Is your name Jack?

[Revolver]

i was fired from mrs vanellis years ago for missing a shift. but i was hired at earls bout 2weeks prior so i could care less.

back in highschool i was fired from famous players cause i showed up drunk and rowdy for a shift. i also used to date alot of the female staff wich created alot of drama.....meh, what can i say i was in highschool.

recently i almost got turfed for telling my sales manager to go fuck him self. luckily,and this is pretty twisted, in the type of sales job i have they actually like it when you show abit of backbone and stand up for yourself.

sales is such a fuking game....if you put up good numbers and meet all your quotas you can pretty much do what you like

[.muffy.]

I've never been fired.
But I've had to fire people...is it wrong that I kinda liked it?

[Séguin]

Still having my N. (Valet parking job)

[Mr.Wrong]

i went into the place i worked to buy stuff, an hour before my shift. then went to a buddys house did mushrooms and called in sick..
the next day they told me to quit or theyd fire me, so technically i quit.

[Mr.Wrong]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Ok then.. you shack up in the 'wack, smokin' yo crack... after that you're gonna go run on the Track. Is your name Jack?

...this guy is SICK!


when your album gonna drop

[~god~]

I showed up naked.
They gave me $0.50 and called the police.


I'm never going back to that church again.

[Only_Glory]

i've been to that church.
i sat where you stained it

[TrYpTaMiNe]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to mapleleaf4ever again.