I wake up on the morning of April Fools Day and I think to myself.... let's pull a prank. Let's do something funny but overall harmless that will get giggles. I decide that I'm going to bring saran wrap to work and saran wrap the toilet.
It's been done before, I've read stories that make me giggle.... I want a story of my own! Well I sure got one! If I go out of my office door and turn to the left the very next door is the men's can. Basically if anyone goes in or out of it, they pass me.
First thing I do when I get to the office is obviousy run into the bathroom open up the lid and wrap up the toilet nice and tight so you can't see the wrap. I close the little top lid thing and go sit in my office with a stupid grin on my face. 5 minutes later I see Derek pass my office and I start to chuckle. WHAT FUN! Derek will go into the can take a pee and it will make a splash and we will all laugh!!! WRONG.
I suddenly hear Derek in the bathroom cursing his head off! Basically, he didn't have to do a number 1, he had to do a number 2. He had sat down on the toilet like he would any other time. The saran would have maybe been an inch down from his arsehole. Of course of all days for the poor bastard to have it, today was the day..... he had the squirts. Icky, runny, steamy poop-soup. He let go with full force and the shit not only hit the saran but it flew off of it covering Derek's legs, pants, the floor, the toilet.
He comes storming out of the can covered in his own feces yelling 'Who the fuck saran wrapped the toilet. FUCK THIS.... fuck! FUCK CUNT BASTARD!' (word for word I swear). He stunk so bad. He ended up going home of course and didn't bother to come back... must have been a long drive to Langley.
Of course I feel bad that it turned out that way for him but at the same time I couldn't help but laugh my ass off. All of my co-workers were just as amused as me. Nobody even asked who did it.... it's like they didn't want to know.
Note to self: Next year, think of a cleaner prank to pull.
Apr 05, 05
