be.......

[AGROculture]

A mix of random thoughts, memories
and quotes and a few rules to live by

Be master of the mind
rather than
Being mastered by the mind

(Zen saying I follow)

The more that you know.....
Is the more that you owe

(Monster Cody, LA gangbanger/writer)

Money is the root of all evil

(The Bible)

The love of evil is the root of all money

(American Proverb)

One mans garbage
is another mans treasure

(My Mommy)

Be all that you can be

(The Canadian armed forces)

Just do it

(Nike)

An education obtained by money
is worst than no education at all

(Socrates)

Better mad with the rest of the world
Than wise alone

(sounds like LX)

There's nothing wrong with sleeping with some one
of your own sex. People should be very free
with sex--They should draw the line at goats

(Elton John)

Four fastest ways of communication
internet
tele-phone
tele-gram
tele-woman

(My Mommy)

Sex is only dirty
If its done right

(AGRO Dave)

Man is the only one that blushes
or needs to

(Mark Twain)

If you kiss enough asses
you'll kicked in the teeth

(Am I right or what?)

Albert Einstein failed grade two
and never finished school

(just a fact I know)

Throwing a party without advertising
Is like winking at a girl in the dark
You know what your doing but.....
nobody else does

(AGROculture)

A drug is a substance which,
when injected into a rat
will produce a scientific report

(yup!)

There is no flying without wings

(french proverb)

Many people in the government
See raves as dangerous drug infested party full of kids
They can't understand our vibe

As we grow older and take over the cabinet
Clubs will likely go all night
And we'll understand that life doesn't end at 2:00 am

but will we understand our Childrens vibe?

What if the "in thing" is group sex for 15 year olds
in public venues with 50+ people
Will we see it as dangerous disease infested party full of kids?

Remember the war time era people
Didn't understand the Hippies
Now the Hippies don't understand us

Will we ever understand each other?

How can we get legislation
to understand something if there
salary depends on not understanding it

(Something I thought of on the way home, last night)

and finally.....

The universal question................

WHY DO GUYS HAVE NIPPLES

(everybody must wonder that)

Do you know the answer??????

I Do










DO YOU?
















In the first bit of pregnancy the fetus
is not male or female
It will have a genital bud
Which will later turn into a penis or a clitoris
At this time we also develope nipples

yeeeeee, I'm playing with mine now....you??

And NO I AM NOT ON FUCKING JIB!!!!
I DON'T DO IT.....PERIOD
I just like to write for long periods of time
'bout nothing

(In response to people who asked me if I
was high on jib writing my smoking Clamydia post)


AGROventures May 4th
A differerent AGROstyle adventure in all 3 rooms!!

AGROout

[Erica]

This is kinda like the Zen quote...

You must become the master of your emotions. Wehn we do, we feel self-respect and personal power. Anger must be controlled and focused. Uncontrolled anger is great danger.

[msPiggy]

AGRoculture...those are all so true! hmmm...your playing with your nipples....sorry i'm not!

[sQuirtle]

word.

[~lazee_grrl~]

DAVE...doode....ur hilarious..!!
always posting such long stuff but yet they are so fun to read.~!
ur crazy~!:023:

[babyboy]

Funny Stuff I'll Be There

[BabyK]

Originally posted by sQuirtle
word.

hahaha ok lets try to fit in when we have no idea what ppl r talking about.


nehoo! THATS Y GUYS HAVE NIPPLES?! i always wondered!!!


Here's 1 i like the bestest! iono where its from....

"We dont see things as They are,
We see them as We are"

[powerpuffys*]

Word?

im with you on that one baby k

[mister-peenutt]

guys have nipples for something to play with when they get bored!!

thats my take on it.. haha :031:

. word

hehe

[sNyx]

noob tip of the day:
if your gunna reboot a thread, make it a good one. ;)

[AGROculture]

Whoa!

haha 3 years old!!

How about this one I read today in
The 7 Habits of Highly effective People

"Ultimatley man should not ask what the meaning of his life is, but rather reconize that is he who is asked. In a word, each man is questioned by life; and he can only answer to life by answering for his own life; to life he can only respond by being responsible.

quoted by Viktor Fankl
Survivor from the Nazi Death camps

Begin with the end in mind

Stephen R. Covey

[Mr.Wrong]

"You Must Be The Change You Wish To See In The World." -Mahatma Gandhi

"The CIA ain't got shit on a woman with a plan." - Anthony Anderson

"I wont guarantee im going to change the world, but i will spark the brain that will change the world." -Tupac

"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends" - cant remember tha guys name

A good friend will come bail you out of jail... but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying
"Damn... We fucked up."