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Old Jul 25, 05
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Believed In God?

I did not write this, received in email from friends



THINK ABOUT THIS BEFORE YOU READ!





IF SOMEONE HAD A GUN HELD IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND ASKED YOU IF YOU
BELIEVED IN GOD, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
SAY NO AND FEEL ASHAMED THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? OR SAY YES, I DO, AND DIE
STANDING UP FOR GOD?


If you would say no, DELETE THIS E-MAIL , NOW. IF YOU WOULD SAY YES,

AND STAND UP FOR JESUS CHRIST, PLEASE READ THIS AND PASS ON.

Note: This is a true article that was printed in a southern newspaper less
then a year ago

TAKE A DEEP BREATH BEFORE READING THIS

There was an atheist couple who had a child. The couple never told their
daughter anything about the Lord. One night when the little girl was 5 years
old, the parents fought with each other and the dad shot the Mom, right in
front of the child. Then, the dad shot himself. The little girl watched it
all. She then was sent to a foster home. The foster mother was a Christian
and took the child to church. On the first day of Sunday School, the foster
mother told the teacher that the girl had never heard of Jesus, and to have
patience with her. The teacher held up a picture of Jesus and said, "Does
anyone know who this is?" The little girl said, "I do, that's the man who
was holding me the night my parents died."

If you believe this little girl is telling the truth that even though she
had never heard of Jesus, he still held her the night her parents died, then
you will forward this to as many people as you can.

Or you can delete it as if it never touched your heart.

Funny, isn't it?

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the
world's going to hell.

Funny how we believe what the newspapers! say, but question what the Bible
says.

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to
believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. (Or is it scary?)

Funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan (who, by
the way, also "believes" in God).

Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread
like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord,
people think twice about sharing.

Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through
cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school
and workplace.

Funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many
on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they
will think of you for sending it to them.

Funny how we can go to church for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible
Christian the rest of the week. (Are you laughing?)

Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than
what God thinks of me. (Are you thinkin! g?)

Pass this on only if you mean it.

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Old Jul 25, 05
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where are the other answer options for that question? Like: No, and feel no shame because you don't believe in god.
or: Yes, but not the same god you believe in.
or: I really don't know what to believe.
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I think your username suits your online personality perfectly.
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Old Jul 25, 05
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WTF. This is the worst post ever. You've been haning out wit da church ladies on 4th. 666. Eat a dick,fuck both sides. Man kind needs a spiritual awakening. All organized religion has brought much pain and suffering.

Fear leads to pain, pain leads to suffering, and suffering leads to the darkside- Yoda. There is alot of fear in most organized religions. Thier influence on society is leading us to the darkside. The bible is nothing, sprituality is everything. Do you think YOU can actually sin against God? Even if u do you worst. You still have done your best. It's all laid out for u already.
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give me a fucking break
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Old Jul 25, 05
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Oh yes I forgot. State and religion need to be seprate. If your going to practice religion, more power to you. You'll need it. But i don't need my future kids learning about Jesus in class.
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i've heard that story before
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how about... NO, i don't believe in god, if i do, i hate him, fuck you for asking, and you can kill me if you want to?


is that an option?
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i personally thought it was a touching story
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i would never feel ashamed for not beleiving god


and if i said yes i would never feel like i was standing up for god



i would rather stand up for myself and my loved ones, and i could never ever feel ashamed of that
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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.


Psalm 14:1
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lol....
as soon as i saw the heading of this I was like.
Man this guy is screwed.
I'm Christian but I don't try to press my views on others. You're almost trying to make people feel feel giulty with this post.
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I'm Christian but I don't try to press my views on others.
that's no way to evangelize
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people will respect you more if you're a straight up gangsta
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I also think that was a pretty cool story.

Im not very strong in any religion, but to answer the question if you would say I do or dont belive in god to save your life... I think Jesus would understand eh? I mean really I dont think gods or spirts would take the words that come out of your mouth more stronger than then the beliefe you have in your mind, soul and heart.

I think those questions went a bit far and like I notice with alot of religions and types of religions... alot of it contridicks it self.
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Now that i htink about it, just how does the initial question tie in with the story? I think you should've told us a story about the Christians in the roman colloseums or something.
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I'll bet E-tard doesn't keep tassles in all four corners of his household.

Heathen.

And the angel of the Lord came unto me,
snatching me up from my
place of slumber,
and took me on high,
and higher still until we
moved in the spaces betwixt the air itself.
and he bore me unto a
vast farmland of our own midwest,
and as we descended cries of
impending doom rose from the soil.
one thousand, nay, a million
voices full of fear.
and terror possessed me then.
and I begged,

"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots,
the cries of the carrots.
You see, reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day
and to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
like the tears of one millions terrified brothers
and roared,
"Hear me now,
I have seen the light,
they have a consciousness,
they have a life,
they have a soul.
damn you!
let the rabbits wear glasses,
save our brothers...can I get an amen?
can I get a hallelujah? thank you, Jesus."

The Reverend Maynard J. Keenan
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Old Jul 25, 05
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I did not write this shitty article

althugh i half believe in god
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I am a militant agnostic.

That means that I don't know if there is a god or not, and neither do you.
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I hate ppl that send those emails. cant stand ppl that push religion of anykind
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Now that i htink about it, just how does the initial question tie in with the story? I think you should've told us a story about the Christians in the roman colloseums or something.
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"Thou art god!"
- Valentine Michael Smith

That's where most of my beliefs surrounding God kick in.

I'm a taoist pagan gnostic discordian. Which means I believe in whatever the fuck I like to believe in. Which isn't much different from any other religion really except I can admit that I might be wrong.
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Nietzsche

"If God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him."

My God, Your God, Our God, Their God, His God, Her God.

Elohim is plural not singular, Gods not God.

Annunakki, Nefillim, Elohim............................
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