My dad is a champion

[Anjew]

I'm in Victoria right now ...


So I get back from the casino tonight after losing 5.25... yeah i'm a big spender I know lol.
I enter the home and for anyone that knows about my home in vic it's quite big.
The entire house reaked of alcohol - all done by 3 guys.

I go upstairs and I hear my dad in the washroom snoring with the door closed.
I go to the kitchen and food and shit is everywhere.


Took me a bloody hour to clean up after him lol.
My dad is a true champion, i wonder how hungover he will be tomorrow lol.

I have NEVER been that drunk... lol...
When I left the home he was tryign to write down a number and it took him over ten tries and he still coudln't write it down.
I had to do it for him.
I was at the casino for 4 hours.

between the 3 of em they had 5 bottles of this chinese stuff that was 750 ml and all had 43%
they also had SO MUCH Beer.
Sake. - ew

lol... man.. tomorrow is gonna be fun.

[Kraig]

Hahahahhahahhahhahah that's gold.

DUDE -- take pictures. You can bribe him later.

[justShell]

dood man.. thats fawkin hilarious... and i know from experience.. that chinese shit... is way worse than just being 43 percent.. its got other shit in it. i lived in china. and drank alot of it. props to your dad man! he's a pro! you should be excited... one day you could be just like him.. lol:)

[Kraig]

Originally Posted by candi::shell

dood man.. thats fawkin hilarious... and i know from experience.. that chinese shit... is way worse than just being 43 percent.. its got other shit in it. i lived in china. and drank alot of it. props to your dad man! he's a pro! you should be excited... one day you could be just like him.. lol:)

^^ He already is when he wants to be! Hahahaha...

[justShell]

how do u know thats what he wants to be?? come on.. he's not a big spender yet... his dad looks like a big spender.. buying all that chinese alcohol and all ..

[Goodfellow]

You cleaned up after your dads drunken mess.. tsk tsk.. shoulda been like bitch! clean up your own god damn mess. foo.

[Anjew]

candi:shell - i shudder to think what would happen if I got that drunk.

goodlow - lol i think he's gonna suffer today so meh no biggie.

update: my dad is nowhere to be found lol

man... there was still 3 shots of the stuff on the table that no one touched. I took a wihff of it.. holy shit that would suck...

Originally Posted by Anjew

candi:shell - i shudder to think what would happen if I got that drunk.

Don't lie - I have seen you that drunk! *cough* sonar *cough*

[mapleleaf4ever]

One time I found my Sister passed out in her own puke on the Bathroom Floor. Much hilarity ensued.

[Anjew]

Originally Posted by Avana

Don't lie - I have seen you that drunk! *cough* sonar *cough*

Yeah that night is a blur...
props to kamal and harp for trying to get me home.
and hirshee for giving them directions.
and krafty for getting me that wasted.
and the hot girls that drank with me.

but still i think my dad took the cake here.

Ummm - where is my props for holding you up half the night?

[Anjew]

wtf?
lol...
which night was this?
was this krafty kuts?
i thought jon held me up that night... and throwing me at random girls.

I think it was the Krafty night - you hung out with me for a good 45 minutes, and all of those minutes were spent holding you up and you saying..

"Avana, I am so drunk"......

I think I even got you water at one point.....

[miss.myra]

I heard Anjew loves to hug people when he's drunk. Just ask Stringbeans.

[Anjew]

lol...
ok so my dad drank this taiwan shit called tunnel 88 - 53% lol
nice! that stuff smelt gross
and... avana I don't even rembmer seeing you there lol...
I know myra was there cause she was coaching jon to throw me at ppl.
oh man... that was fun.
that was the most drunk i've ever been.

[mux]

Originally Posted by Kraig

DUDE -- take pictures. You can bribe him later.

Do you mean 'blackmail'?