my new name is Greasy Farkledoodle *haha* whats yours?

g!ggles · #1 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

sssoooo since im new on here I dunno if this has been done before so if it has i apologize in advance but........ my brother-in-law sent this to me and I thought that it was funny:200:

My new name is Greasy Farkledoodle *lol*

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = snickle b = oombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy
Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin

b = feather

c = giggle

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h= waffle

i = farkle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdle

Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunki

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice

Now put them all together and you have, well you!! *haha*