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Old Feb 21, 02
K-Pryde
  
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Moon is an unknown quantity at this point
a girls first time
(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)

It`s your first time. As you lie back your

muscles tighten. You put him

off for a while searching for an excuse, but he

;refuses to be swayed as he

approaches you. He asks if you`re afraid and you

shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it`s the first

time his finger has found

the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;

your body tenses; but

he`s gentle like he promised he`d be. He looks

deeply within your eyes

and tells you to trust him - he`s done this many

times before. His cool

smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him

;more room for an easy

entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

but he slowly takes his

time, wanting to cause you as little pain as

possible. As he presses

;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give

way; pain surges throughout

your body and you feel the slight trickle of

blood as he continues. He

looks at you concerned and asks you if it`s too

painful.Your eyes are

filled with tears but you shake your head and nod

for him to go on. He

begins going in and out with skill but you are

now too numb to feel him

within you. After a few moments, you feel

something bursting within you and

he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to

have it over. He looks

at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a

chuckle; that you have been

his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your

dentist. After all,it was your first time to have

a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

What were you thinkin` ?

PERVERT
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Old Feb 21, 02
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heh...i'm not a prevert...

wut was so preveeted about this anyways? :500:
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Old Feb 21, 02
K-Pryde
  
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Moon is an unknown quantity at this point
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Originally posted by ~lazee_grrl~
heh...i'm not a prevert...

wut was so preveeted about this anyways? :500:
hehe i got SO fooled when i read this!! hahaha i was reading it off some homepage of this chick and i was like whoaaa.... this girl is dope!! hahahahaha but then dentist?! haha fack!
hehe i was getting crazy thought when i was reading it for the first time! hehehe
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Old Feb 21, 02
solid entertainment
  
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hahah..nice nice. i was like..dood!..this should be kept private! hahah..
and then.. wow! fooled me =) lol
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Old Feb 23, 02
"Come into my dreams"
  
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HAHAH...u got ME there....and i was getting exited... :c-tard: :c-tard:
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Old Feb 24, 02
..::Tweedle*Dum::..
  
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hahaha oh man ... i'm so dirty
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Old Feb 24, 02
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mister-peenutt has a little shameless behaviour in the past
hahaha yes glenda you are dirty. in a dirt kinda way!

MUAHAHAA

..i thought she was getting banged. oh well i'll still think that i'll just minus the tooth pulling thing.

:Peenutt:
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Old Feb 25, 02
..::Tweedle*Dum::..
  
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^^^^

ah vince ... well at least ... mmm damn it ... don't make me burn u =P
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Old Feb 25, 02
K-Pryde
  
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Moon is an unknown quantity at this point
Quote:
Originally posted by ~* tinker *bell*~
^^^^

ah vince ... well at least ... mmm damn it ... don't make me burn u =P
ARGGGHH!!!! hahaha!
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Old Feb 25, 02
i *DO NOT* think so!
  
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high-dee is an unknown quantity at this point
*yawn*

Martin dude, this joke is _SO_ 1999. I think I have gotten this forward at least 6 times.
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Old Feb 26, 02
..::Tweedle*Dum::..
  
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Originally posted by k-pryde


ARGGGHH!!!! hahaha!
oh wut da?! do u know our inside joke? ... because i'm lost
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Old Feb 26, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by ~* tinker *bell*~
^^^^

ah vince ... well at least ... mmm damn it ... don't make me burn u =P
haha...dorky..only i burn vince!..i'm gonna burn his hair!..weeeeeeeee~ :135:
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Old Feb 26, 02
K-Pryde
  
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Originally posted by high-dee
*yawn*

Martin dude, this joke is _SO_ 1999. I think I have gotten this forward at least 6 times.
oh well arent u just so damn sweet now eh? :210: maybe u should get a medal for sweetness eh? :262:
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Old Feb 26, 02
i *DO NOT* think so!
  
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Originally posted by k-pryde


oh well arent u just so damn sweet now eh? :210: maybe u should get a medal for sweetness eh? :262:
meah.

I have too many sweetness awards. I don't need anymore, but thanks!

:045:
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Old Mar 05, 02
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mister-peenutt has a little shameless behaviour in the past
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Originally posted by ~lazee_grrl~
haha...dorky..only i burn vince!..i'm gonna burn his hair!..weeeeeeeee~ :135:

NO MAN!
i love my hair badly!!
and its gonna look like this soon! ----> :135:

YEEEEEEEEAH!

:Peenutt:

i'll burn you!!
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Old Mar 05, 02
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Originally posted by mister-peenutt
NO MAN!
i love my hair badly!!
and its gonna look like this soon! ----> :135:

YEEEEEEEEAH!

:Peenutt:

i'll burn you!!
haha..I wanna see ur hair when its at full poof ok?..all afroey!!...i still can't believe u have hair..OMG!

heh..i'll blow ur fire out before u know it..~
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Old Mar 05, 02
..::Tweedle*Dum::..
  
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Glendita* is an unknown quantity at this point
VINCE .... I GOT U A PICK (sp?) .... so u better use it ..... or i'll BURN U ZIZIZZIZIZI
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Old Mar 05, 02
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errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Old Mar 06, 02
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haha read it already before.
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Old Mar 09, 02
fka: flawless, mike ill
  
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hehe that was kinda funny, i had to read it over again after i realised it was the dentist... hehe
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Old Mar 11, 02
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i cummed
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Old Mar 16, 02
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hehehehh that was funny!!!!!!!!!
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