Islamist Website Design Contest

**sNyx** · #1 (**permalink**) Dec 13, 05

Contest for Designing a Website for a Terrorist Organization

This is another example of the online propaganda campaign on Islamist forums whose authenticity is difficult to establish.

The information bureau of Jaish Al-Taifa Al-Mansura("The Army of the Victorious Group"), a Sunni terrorist organization operating in Iraq, announced a contest for designing the organization's website, and stated that the prize would be, in addition to reward from Allah, an opportunity to fire missiles via computer at a U.S. army base in Iraq.

"The contest will continue for a month, and there will be two prizes for the best design:

"1. Reward from Allah for blessed work in the service of jihad and the jihad fighters.

"2. The winner will fire three long-range missiles from any location in the world at an American army base in Iraq, by pressing a button [on his computer] with his own blessed hand, using technology developed by the jihad fighters, Allah willing. The information bureau will announce the winner after coordinating with the military bureau of the Army...

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C_squared · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 13, 05

W T F ?

so snyx, what's your entry look like?

C_squared · #3 (**permalink**) Dec 13, 05

I bet you anything it'll be a 14 year old internet prodigy from middle class white suburbia who wins the contest.

thebobman · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 13, 05

phase one: win contest
phase two: go to launch missle
phase three: turn around and point at dumb-ass terrorists
phase four: yell "SURPRISE, COCKBAGS!!!!"

Edoe · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 13, 05

if ya ask me
getting to launch missles would be kinda cool
but not at a us base or anything
more like at.. a really big rock?
like a HUGE rock
of course this rock would hafta be in the middle of nowhere

Gusto · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 13, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebobman

phase one: win contest
phase two: go to launch missle
phase three: turn around and point at dumb-ass terrorists
phase four: yell "SURPRISE, COCKBAGS!!!!"

i'm pretty sure whitey isn't allowed to enter.

fable · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 13, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by gusto

i'm pretty sure whitey isn't allowed to enter.

actaully its whitey thats perpetrating the whole thing

shorerider · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 13, 05

I'm not sure if this is a joke or just ignorance and intolerance all rolled into one. :S

fable · #9 (**permalink**) Dec 13, 05

its fnk's winter menu, get it while its fresh

shorerider · #10 (**permalink**) Dec 13, 05

100% Halal!