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What a fuckin weird day!!!
Ever have one of those days that aren't really a bad day, nor a great day, just lots of shit happens? Well let me tell you.....
First thing in the morning around 2pm I got a 2nd interview for a job. (I know 2pm isn't morning but I like to sleep in, it's morning to me. fuckoff!) All is going well, then they ask me to translate some shit into French and have a conversation with thier resident Frenchman. Now I grew up in Montreal; so I can speak it but I haven't in years. So I walked out of there confused but confident that they're gonna give me the job. Since I was already at Metrotown I did a lil xmas shopping then went home. As I'm buying toothpaste and sooup at London Drugs, I notice that my keyring fell off my wallet. So I track down my Dad who had a spare set and finally got into my house.
I called the place I went to in metrotown to see if my keys were there, and luckily they were, so back to metrotown I go. Got my keys and on my way out i decided that since my cell phone fell in the sink at Ponchos 2 weeks ago, it's time for a new one. So I get this kickass camera phone free, along with a free portable DVD player and the first 6 months unlimited everything free! then it's only $35 a month. I tried to see if I could make a call on my old phone and there was only 5 cents left on my phone, which means the call I made to my dad was my last minute on the phone before it woulda died.
My brother recently joined a gym next to his place, 3 blocks from me, and got me a free 1 week pass. So I figured I'd go to use the pool, hot tub, sauna and other shit there. While I'm there I bump into this dude who is always at the bar near by, he's like a 55 year old George Costanza from Seinfeld, with a lisp and a limp wrist. Anywho, so I make my way to the hot tub and like 3 minutes later he joins me, no problem. After about 15 minutes I decide to take off, I'm in the changing room less than 2 minutes and he comes in after me. I make a point to change slightly away from him and he's totally staring at me. I don't bl;ame him, I'm yummy, but still. So he immediately gets naked but doesn't dry himself or get dressed, just stands there talking to me, while I'm putting my towel and shit away. He makes no effort to do any but stand there naked in front of me. On my way out he says "So I'm gonna probably be here tomorow too, will you?", I told him I don't really know and was on my way. Walking out of the gym, down the driveway, this couple in front of me stops, turn towards me, and are like "hey wassup?" and the chick gives me a big hug and the guy ruffles my hair and gives me a half hug. Then the chick says "aww lets put him right between us!" So I slipped out and started off in the other direction. Walking away I heard them both yell "Merry xmas!" I would have said it back but I'm a Jew, I killed Christ, fuck that.
Now I'm home and I'm gonna smoke a faaaat bowl and forget everything that happened, then try to figure out how the fuck this new cell works. Fuck why don't I have a bottle of Whiskey!?!?!?
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Dec 15, 05
