Where were you when you found out the WWF wasn't real?!

#1 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

When I was a little girl, I watched wrestling religously. When I was 6 I found out wrestling wasn't real.

At first, I was heartbroken. I thought my world might end. Then I went into denial, there was no way it could be fake. Every week my cousin and I would watch the events and then re-enact the scenes in the living room....

Shortly after coming out of denial, I just couldn't watch anymore, I was disappointed that my favorite wrestler, Hulk Hogan, wasn't the superhero I thought he was.... :(

Hulk Hogan
Bret "The Hitman" Hart
The Bushwackers
Macho Man Randy Savage
Million Dollar Man
Andre the Giant
The British Bulldogs
The Honky Tonk Man
Bam Bam Bigelow

G3N3R4L · #2 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

favorite wrestler... ULTIMATE WARRIOR!

i had posters and even a halloween costume...

if i wasnt so flabby id go as him again...... hrmmmmm..

wishbone · #3 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

just now!

project.one · #4 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

I dont remember.

But I do miss the old Days!

HulkHogan
The Million Dollar Man
Sergeant Slaughter
MachoMan Randy Savage!!!!!!

haha

mapleleaf4ever · #5 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

Never really ever watched Wrestling. Cartoons are better...

esoter1c · #6 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

I was 6 when I figured out most shit wasn't real, Santa, E Bunny, Wrasslin'.

Rowdy Roddy was my fave.

I think Wrasslin' for coked out homersexumals.

Lets roll around in speedos and lay on top of eachother...1..2..oh now you lay on me.

Fuckin weird.

#7 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Never really ever watched Wrestling. Cartoons are better...

I always figured you had been a strange kid.

b0ld · #8 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

dunno bout when psycho sid broke his leg during a match.... that was definantly real....

#9 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

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Originally Posted by 3507321C

I was 6 when I figured out most shit wasn't real, Santa, E Bunny, Wrasslin'.

Rowdy Roddy was my fave.

I think Wrasslin' for coked out homersexumals.

Lets roll around in speedos and lay on top of eachother...1..2..oh now you lay on me.

Fuckin weird.

I forgot Rowdy Roddy Piper.

mapleleaf4ever · #10 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

^ Naw, just a person for "quality" programming. I don't need to watch that Fairy Tale Crap.

cubed · #11 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

I was actually at a WCW pay per view in the Tacoma Dome when Hulk Hogan tore the shit out of his knee.

That was good times, I'd never been surrounded by so many people with MOBILE homes in my entire life.

wishbone · #12 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

anybody else go to the local guys here in vancouver? ECCW and ICW.....they're f'n hilarious.

scue · #13 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

SCOTTY TOO HOTTY anyone?

wishbone · #14 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

THE WORM! THE WORM!!!!!!

djmarkpaul · #15 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

I liked the million dollar man because he payed off the losers in the mouth, classy.

However, Macho Man was and still is my fav...right next was the Ultimate Warrior, but you can't fuck with Macho Man...he's an urban pirate permafried jibtek.

His pisstake rap album was also quite the larf, "Be a Man" has got to be some of the funniest shit I've ever heard...it beats the Metallica+Ja Rule hybrid, ergo:
click here to d/l the mp3...pure hilarity garunteed...OH YEAAH!!1

He looks like a tropical-pirate-homo-quasi-quetzalcoatl!

mapleleaf4ever · #16 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

^ HAHAHAHAH! Scotty Too Hotty used to work at the Boston Pizza on King George and 76th Ave. I used to talk to that guy all the time.

wishbone · #17 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

he was lawler's nephew!!!! no one can deny it!

cubed · #18 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

^ HAHAHAHAH! Scotty Too Hotty used to work at the Boston Pizza on King George and 76th Ave. I used to talk to that guy all the time.

That's funny because he's from Westbrooke, Maine.

And he's been on tour with WWF since 1990.

hardstylin · #19 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

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Originally Posted by djmarkpaul

I liked the million dollar man because he payed off the losers in the mouth, classy.

However, Macho Man was and still is my fav...right next was the Ultimate Warrior, but you can't fuck with Macho Man...he's an urban pirate permafried jibtek.

His pisstake rap album was also quite the larf, "Be a Man" has got to be some of the funniest shit I've ever heard...it beats the Metallica+Ja Rule hybrid, ergo:
click here to d/l the mp3...pure hilarity garunteed...OH YEAAH!!1

He looks like a tropical-pirate-homo-quasi-quetzalcoatl!

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savage has always been one of my fav nobody rocks the mic like he does!!

#20 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

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savage has always been one of my fav nobody rocks the mic like he does!!

Ohhhhh yeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

djmarkpaul · #21 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

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Originally Posted by Avana

Ohhhhh yeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That was my line :(

#22 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

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Originally Posted by djmarkpaul

That was my line :(

Great minds think alike! :D

ps - please kick george for me, he is being dumb.

cubed · #23 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

my favourite macho man mic interlude was when he repeatedly referenced the Tacoma Dome as the KATOMADOME!!!

hardstylin · #24 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

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Originally Posted by Avana

Ohhhhh yeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Give me 3 minutes, 3 minutes of play time!!!!!

djmarkpaul · #25 (**permalink**) May 26, 06

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Originally Posted by Avana

Great minds think alike! :D

Okay you are forgiven.

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Originally Posted by Avana

ps - please kick george for me, he is being dumb.

I would have anyways! ;)