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this is kinda bad but i still smiled.
so im at the grocery store walking down the isle and i see this black dude one isle across about 50feet from me. He's cleaning this section out and im wondering what wtf is he grabbing over there. So i keep walking and when i get there hes still picking these blue boxes of the shelf. boxes of cotton swabs. am i going to hell? |
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Going in the hot tub with all my clothes on, then waking up the next morning on a strange couch, wondering why I'm still soggy.
Eating someone's teen burger while they were surveying the damage they did to their car, while attempting to park. Lesbians. |