Suicide Powerpoint...

[mapleleaf4ever]

A Project Manager at a corporation made a 48 Page Powerpoint Suicide Note. They include some pics of it and apparently it was really well done. Interesting story.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30903

"Ron clearly spent a lot of time on that presentation. If the subject matter weren't so heavy, we'd probably use it to train his replacement."

[baby-phat]

Wow.. he really was prepared to die. :( That's so sad.

[mapleleaf4ever]

No kidding. If only he put that much effort into finding help.

[baby-phat]

Yeah.. but y'know, he prob didn't want help.

[mapleleaf4ever]

True. Considering his Wife and only Child died in a Car Accident apparently. :(

[dj_soo]

um - it's from the onion... it's satire...

[mapleleaf4ever]

^ Thank God... because the first time I read it I laughed.

I now don't feel like quite a soul-less bastard as I could be.

[baby-phat]

lol.. It was kinda 'odd' how they were critiquing (sp?) his presentation. :p heh

[dj_soo]

go through the archives of that site - some of the articles are fuckin brilliant

[Drazkers]

that cracked me up!

"We tried to stay close, but we just never learned how to open up those files. At the very end, Ron was sending us his suicidal thoughts, but we didn't get the instant message—until it was too late."

aww shit thats good

[Scarface]

I forgot all about the onion. Great site.

[Liqwid]

power point stick

[-evil-duerr-]

i dunno if that was supposed to be funny. because it didnt seem real.
a little too dark for my tastes today i guess.

[thebobman]

Originally Posted by dj_soo

um - it's from the onion... it's satire...

NU-UH!! Everything I read on the internets is TRUE!

[Wood]

nice one, haven't checked the onion in quite a while. always good for a chuckle.

[sNyx]

If only we'd all paid more attention to Ron during the Microsoft Project workshop he held last month," Benitez added.

thats mint.