Promoter/DJ Horror Stories - Page 2

REV · #26 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

the dj who thought he was playing outside when he was actually inside was a funny guy to meet

G3N3R4L · #27 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

in kamloops..

big ego dj gets wasted on GHB before his set... goes up to spin..

2 trainwrecks in, g-holes on stage, collapses into the decks, knocking them off the stage...

tech 12s and mixer fly into the crowd, nailing one poor girl..

big ego dj then wets himself while passed out in front of everyone.

great night...

#28 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

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Originally Posted by G3N3R4L

in kamloops..

big ego dj gets wasted on GHB before his set... goes up to spin..

2 trainwrecks in, g-holes on stage, collapses into the decks, knocking them off the stage...

tech 12s and mixer fly into the crowd, nailing one poor girl..

big ego dj then wets himself while passed out in front of everyone.

great night...

GOLD!
I almost want to know a name......

Kraig · #29 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

DJ A_ _ M -- do I have to say more?

Greg C. · #30 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

ROFL

Ya, my money was on Azim too, that guy soils himself all the time. ;)

Greg

#31 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

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Originally Posted by Kraig

DJ A_ _ M -- do I have to say more?

Oi - all I can say is...

The Marriott Residence on Hornby Street. I still won't go in there.

cheeseburger · #32 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

asian gang members demanding "hardhouse or else"

I'm sure some of you were there...

Gusto · #33 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

dj b-flailing and falling off the stage.

FireWire · #34 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny Grant

asian gang members demanding "hardhouse or else"

I'm sure some of you were there...

hahaha...

BongMan · #35 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny Grant

asian gang members demanding "hardhouse or else"

I'm sure some of you were there...

HAHAHA Club Blox Johny Stackhouse's B-day I do believe that was funny shit.

Harp · #36 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

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Originally Posted by Avana

GOLD!
I almost want to know a name......

I know who it is

ebbomega · #37 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

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Originally Posted by Avana

hey, no names.

way to repost the name so that it shows after the edit. =P

Greg C. · #38 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

Harp!

PM me with name pls!

Greg

Kandyapple · #39 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny Grant

asian gang members demanding "hardhouse or else"

I'm sure some of you were there...

Hahahaah that was good times. We should have hit him in the head with the beach ball.
PS: who almost got arrested for peeing in the bush that night?

cheeseburger · #40 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

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Originally Posted by Kandyapple

Hahahaah that was good times. We should have hit him in the head with the beach ball.
PS: who almost got arrested for peeing in the bush that night?

Yeah.. I think that was me, but somehow colin got arrested for the whole ordeal

Crimestopper tip - richmond people don't like house music

cubed · #41 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

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Originally Posted by Kenny Grant

Crimestopper tip - richmond people don't like house music

if it doesn't go "unh tiss unh tiss unh tiss" they ain't interested.

Séguin · #42 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

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Originally Posted by cubed

if it doesn't go "unh tiss unh tiss unh tiss" they ain't interested.

Um, doesn't all rave music do that?

cubed · #43 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

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Originally Posted by Séguin

Um, doesn't all rave music do that?

...

no.

Kandyapple · #44 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny Grant

Yeah.. I think that was me, but somehow colin got arrested for the whole ordeal

Crimestopper tip - richmond people don't like house music

Oh yah hahaha he almost got arrested for obstruction of justice because he asked the cop what was going on. :p

cubed · #45 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

Last year we were in the middle of our regular saturday night at the club, and an ex 80's rock god came storming into the club 'HIGH AS KITE'. He immediately went running for the dj booth and jumped on the mic and started howling and yelling at the crowd. Next thing I know I'm up there trying to convince him to put down the mic and to come down and have a good time at the bar. He was having none of that, the next half hour up in the booth was filled with nothing but long bleach blonde hair and whole lot of screaming over top of the music. Eventually we had security convince him it was a better idea for him to be at the bar.

Ree Fresh · #46 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

Some of these are hard to tackle...

I went to escort my headliner to the stage feeling excited as it was bumpin when I last left. Sure enough when I point "there it is..." no sound and the place had CLEARED! Some technical difficulties becuase someone pissed on the wire. Extreamly embaraced, but the headliner sure enough brought the crowed back and even more.

I once had a headliner of 18+ years who had a style that probly was best suited for the time and place. Some ppl were enjoying it but, what I found out later was someone continued to say things like "speed it up" "play somthing more bumpin" "no bodys dancing" etc to him. By the end of the set the headliner was so veriouse I couldnt even get him to talk to me.

Other than that never DJ on shrums and for the love of god no body no matter what, have me play drunk ever again. I dont know how some of you do it :(

DJ_Precise_Jr · #47 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

A is for Apex

it also seems that A is for 'Attention Whore' as well.

ebbomega · #48 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

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Originally Posted by R Wellbelove

Other than that never DJ on shrums and for the love of god no body no matter what, have me play drunk ever again. I dont know how some of you do it :(

I'm better when I'm a bit drunk... too much and it's no dice... but it helps me relax... so much of the djing thing is just to be casual about what you're doing... don't get pissed off at your last trainwreck, just take another sip and move on.

ebbomega · #49 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

Quote:

Originally Posted by cubed

Last year we were in the middle of our regular saturday night at the club, and an ex 80's rock god came storming into the club 'HIGH AS KITE'. He immediately went running for the dj booth and jumped on the mic and started howling and yelling at the crowd. Next thing I know I'm up there trying to convince him to put down the mic and to come down and have a good time at the bar. He was having none of that, the next half hour up in the booth was filled with nothing but long bleach blonde hair and whole lot of screaming over top of the music. Eventually we had security convince him it was a better idea for him to be at the bar.

I don't know if i heard this story before but for some strange reason this whole description screams "Billy Idol"

#50 (**permalink**) Aug 24, 06

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Originally Posted by DJ_Precise_Jr

A is for Apex

it also seems that A is for 'Attention Whore' as well.

Calling me names from behind a troll.....seriously, get a life. If you don't have the balls to do it from behind your own profile, then don't do it at all.

I guess steering the board away from some negativity and onto some comedy was incredibly selfish of me, cause I was trying to steal all the attention.