Share a funny joke or anecdote

[Sue Bitch]

what is brown and sticky?





a stick

fav joke of all time. aside from the muffin one

[tiedye]

first you ask me how many bodies we can fit on the pool table.. now you say you like the muffin joke?

Sue.. you're fucking awesome!

[Sue Bitch]

Only if i would speak my mind more often

you all would be very scared.

[Sue Bitch]

Why don't roosters have hands?




Chickens don't have tits.

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by Sue Bitch

Only if i would speak my mind more often

you all would be very scared.

or oddly arroused.





Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?


So you can see the look on its face!

[mojo]

how do you get the baby out??








tortilla chips.

[DefJef]

Q: What do you get when you put a bunch of lepars in a hot tub??








A: Oatmeal.

[mekim]

how are a girl & a meal from kfc the same?

take out the thighs & breasts, all you have left is a greasy box.



why did michael jackson quit cub scouts?

he was up to a pack a day.



how many junglists does it take to change a lightbulb?

1000. 1 to change the lightbulb, 999 to complain about how they liked it better when it was darker.

[tiedye]

Matthew Sadlowski is still leading the "Hottest Male DJ of 2006" poll.

[Goat]

Since we've transversed into the sick and fucked....

What's the best part about fucking 10 year old girls? Turn them over and they're 10 year old boys.

What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They can smell it but they can't eat it.

[mojo]

what do you get whwn you put a baby in the microwave and turn it on?


I don't know about all of you, but i get an irection.

ouch.

[tiedye]

What's the only thing more fun than nailing a baby to a post?

Ripping it off.




What's the only thing more fun than nailing 10 babies to a tree?

Nailing one baby to 10 trees.

[DefJef]

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around eight PM. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been!" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You fucking lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

[dabbler]

i just know i'm gonna get bad karma for this


how do you kill a one legged fox?


































make him run across canada

[Goat]

How do you fit four blondes on a barstool?

Turn it upside down.