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Sep 04, 06
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new liquor labels...lol..ok im done
New Liquor labels
Due to increasing product liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers,resulting in your getting your ass kicked. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most! people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. 
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i know lol...my mom sent this to me HAHAHAHAH she rocks
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^^^^hahahahahahahah!!!<3
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^ Looking like most likely in November for about a Week.
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cool let me know:D
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Don't worry, Angel has pre-booked me for a Day so you'll know for sure. :)
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oh ...well since she is my roomate ..that works
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Jan 01, 07
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=)^^^^ ahh the funny things we do when we drink booze HEHEHE
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Jan 28, 07
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:D................ hehehee
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Jan 02, 08
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bump* bored
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Jan 02, 08
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Last edited by EPID3MIK-7; Jan 02, 08 at 09:47 PM.
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Jan 02, 08
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^^hahaha. i wish booze came with these warnings on them
like smokes:amuse: Last edited by t-skywalker; Apr 24, 08 at 12:07 PM.
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