Funny but more cute. :)

[Kandyapple]

ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!
THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW!
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.


1. First, find a baby (preferably a cute one).


2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby. You can tell this by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the aroma of wet diapers, than this is indeed a baby.


3. Next, you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.


4. The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.


5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.



Fellow dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.

[Dancingbee]

That's a massive dog.