Rawb

[laska]

Pppppppfffffffffttthhhhbbbbbbbbbtthh

(Beluga kiss)

[laska]

Ssssnnnnnnoooooooorrrfffffffllllll

(Elephant kiss)

[cubed]

All man crushes should be directed to his facebook.

[laska]

The beluga doesn't have facebook stupid! There's no internet in teh ocean

[Grapes]

But aren't you acting as a liaison for the beluga in this thread?

[rawb]

I CONSIDER HIM THE DE-FACTO BELUGA PROXY AT THIS TIME

[Grapes]

I think it's a girl.

Laska, I mean. The beluga is obviously male.

[laska]

I am a girl. Rawb just missused the word proxy.

[decypher]

^^ and there should be no dash in between "de facto."

[Gusto]

ho snap

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by laska

Rawb just missused the word proxy.

You sure about that?

[laska]

I think so.
What I mean is I think he knows I'm a girl but thinks I'm delivering a message THROUGH the beluga.
But word on the street is you have a lit degree, so I won't argue.

[Grapes]

Well, I don't know necessarily know everything, but when I look up "proxy" on dictionary.com, I find this defintion, amongst others:

1. A person authorized to act for another; an agent or substitute.

If you insert this definition in rawb's sentence:

I CONSIDER HIM THE DE-FACTO BELUGA (AGENT/SUBSTITUE/PERSON AUTHORIZED TO ACT FOR THE BELUGA) AT THIS TIME

.. it seems to work pretty well.

[Grapes]

PS I'm buzzed right now, bordering on drunk.

[Grapes]

And running on 3 hrs sleep