Lost a phone at Summer Break?

[Grapes]

Apparently a lot of morons were unable to keep their phones in their pockets, probably because of excessive drug use/brain cell loss.

Here's a thread just for them, once they sober up and return to the cold, hard reality of the surrounding world. In which it helps to have a phone, and to not lend said phone to your new best friend you just met 30 seconds ago, who will subsequently wander off completely forgetting who you are, or where this blackberry came from.

Post away!

[GSG9]

as i said, ill get in touch with dmitri if you havent already.

[ppcock]

I lost my dignity at SB, i went down on some chick who was mentally retarded and didnt shave her bush, it smelled like surrey

[GSG9]

dude i hope your joking. thats fuckin gross.

and while on this topic, someone sent me a link to actual retard porn. can you say flabbergasted?