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Old Mar 25, 03
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And BOOM!! just like that. The second line to the track materializes before us
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Old Mar 25, 03
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We'll keep sway in mind but you know that we need to have that crazy build up with the "When was the last time you pissed your pants?" line then the serious heavy Bassline drop after the build up then the"that squeezes the crap out of your bladder. Followed bny the "Not counting just now" part! :hehe:
i think it'll be the greatest track of all time.....There will be a Tiesto Remix of it then Mauro Picotto will get in there and make one too.

All right man,, lets get this one going !!!

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^^^
yes, absolutely Shaun... it is all about that crazy build (you know the one, melodic harp. lol)... You are absolutely right about a Tiesto and Picotto remix. I'm counting the days until the phone rings and a representative from Mauro Picotto's production company asks our permission for him to re-mix our track. :keebler:
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Old Mar 25, 03
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Random thought without knowing the story behind the Dep-Ends thing...

Dep-Ends - There for your body when your mind can't be...
hahahaha, brilliant! :kam:
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Old Mar 25, 03
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Spanks...I'll have to get the full story sometime...but judging by DJDeeb's post quoted 2 above mine I don't think I'd ever wanna hear it @ Riverside...at least now when the floor is all wet and sketchy I'm prety certain its just spilt water and sweat...
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Well that why its called "Dep-ends". :hehe:
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Old Mar 25, 03
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^^^True, but I'm just worried about the cheap-ass f*cks who won't buy or wear 'em...
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Old Mar 25, 03
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Oh don't worry Dan... when me and Shaun are on the bill it becomes part of the search you go through to enter the venue. Everyone must prove they have a pair on. This is for security and health reasons ovecourse. Promotors are also required to inform party-goers of the mandatory attire right on the ticket itself.

It will read something like **--"W.U.P." in full effect"--**(Waterproof Underwear Policy)
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^ lol your just going off with this arnt you. oh man its too funny. :)
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Old Mar 25, 03
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Just wait till you hear the track :PartEkid:
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yah i just might piss my pants :hehe:
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Old Mar 25, 03
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Hmmmmm...better remember to remove my crotched drugs shortly after entering the venue, lest I consume substances with that extra-special urine coating...another reason I won't attend @ Raverside...I'll never be able to un-crotch due to all the random searches...lol
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Old Mar 25, 03
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^^

Porto Potties. The answer to all problems.
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Old Mar 25, 03
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^^^Only if I consume everything shortly after entrance (at Raverside, that is)....if I wanna save some for later I'll have to crotch in my urine-soaked Dep-Ends or risk being randomly caught.

Thought #1 - (This came about 'cuz I was gonna say "urine caked Dep-Ends) You could have a whole line up of garments...one that includes a built-in urine cake...that way, if U're lucky enough to get some oral play later in the evening U'll still smell fresh and clean, thus not offending the person giving U the pleasures.

Thought #2 - Another product variation...one with a built in, water-proof, drug-crotch-pocket, so random search risks are a thing of the past!
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Old Mar 25, 03
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Dude I'm gonna go out on a limb here and select # 2. I'll send the proposal for the built-in waterproof crack sack asap. Let's see what the marketing team thinks about that.

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Old Mar 25, 03
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Why not both...? Its all about line extension and product selection...

"U can Dep-Ends on us in any situation"
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hahahahahaha this post has become to funny!!
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^yes i agree
almost into the land "of kinda scary too"
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hehehe well your a big part of it now. well maybe not. i guess the more scary part is the actual depends part. lol waterproof crack sack wtf? hahaha so outragous
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Old Mar 26, 03
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^^

alright back to the drawing board Dan, cause they did not aprove the crack sack at all. They told me that they're concern was "keeping people dry, not high." :tounge1:
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Old Mar 26, 03
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^yes i agree
almost into the land "of kinda scary too"

hahaha, it only becomes scary when you actually check out the link. I almost past out when you told me about the paste.

www.deltamedicalproducts.com

Boudreaux Butt Cream:

"Prevents chaffing caused by diaper rash"

I think we should include this with the track also... the last thing we want is chaffing

I'm loving the pic, :PartEkid:
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Old Mar 26, 03
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alright back to the drawing board Dan, cause they did not aprove the crack sack at all. They told me that they're concern was "keeping people dry, not high." :tounge1:
Hmmm...well, maybe it just needs a different 'spin' on it...perhaps we should market it not as a Crack Sack but as a Safe Sack - somewhere to keep your valuables (no not the family jewels)...safer than your pocket 'cuz its fully sealed (the waterproof aspect) so you won't lose anything and its also a great deterrent against being pickpocketed....

"Dep-Ends - Keeping you safe, no matter what the situation"

Other thought is to go back to the other idea of urine cakes...maybe perhaps this can be accomplished with a scented Boudreaux Butt Cream...

"Dep-Ends - Feeling clean, smelling fresh"

I eagerly await comments from Marketing...
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Old Mar 26, 03
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Morning Dan,

The marketing team loves the idea of scented creme. Up until now it has just been a boring medecine like scent. They have proposed the following scents for the first line of product marketing. Let me know what you think.

Strawberry: A delightfully refreshing blast of fresh strawberry scent, straight from grandma's green-house.

Mint: A sinus clearing blend of pure mint leaves for a fresh feeling like no other.

Rave: Pink, Green, and yellow glow stick fluid mixed together. Just one whiff of this with bring you to your knees in an intense seizure inducing, main-room at riverside, out of body flashback.
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Old Mar 26, 03
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Strawberry and Mint sound good...however, although I do like the basic premise behind Rave, I do have some concerns...specifically...

- are we certain we could do this in a non-toxic fashion? I suspect that the legal department would be critical if we could not...

- we may need a better name...one that captures the all-important youth demographic, while not alienating the also-important 25-49 years olds...
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Old Mar 26, 03
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holly don't come on for a few days and look what I miss!! you guys are hilarious!!! keep up the good work!!
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Old Mar 26, 03
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Yes Dan, i very much agree that we must be certain it is non-toxic. We will perform several tests on the mixture before lining thses adult diapers with it.

What do you feel would better suit the scent...

I was thinking: " eau de plaza "

thoughts?
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