ATTN: Junglists

[Bitchin]

Originally Posted by Alex

Actually, I got home from working a 13hr day, RUNNING MY OWN BUSSINESS at 8 last night, went for a nap, slept straight till 8AM.


You don't believe me that I quit alchohal and Drugs? Cool, ask anyone who knows me. Until then, shut it. FYI though i've never done anything aside from e(smoked weed under 5x, I hate that shit)


Nice try though.

Sorry, being a male prostitute doesn't constitute as running your own business.

[Alex]

Originally Posted by Bitchin

Sorry, being a male prostitute doesn't constitute as running your own business.

nearly... I quit selling myself a year or so ago... Now I train dozens and dozens of high school and university students across the lower mainland to sell themselves walking the streets every night.

ahahaahah

if anyone knwos what I do they'll get a kick outta this!

[Pennywise]

and the drama starts=)

[miSsy_chriSsy]

Wasn't Elevation 2 last night?

Hmmm.

[Alex]

Ok... someones going to get ANALLY DOMINATED. We can do this the EASY way... or the FUN way...


*please pick the FUN way*


ahahaha. god I'm gonna go dshower and go to the mall. I think buying cool shit will cure my boredom

[Alex]

Originally Posted by miSsy_chriSsy

Wasn't Elevation 2 last night?

Hmmm.

yes, and I was not in attendance. I was GOING top go to Andy Moor, but slept through it! *cries*

[miSsy_chriSsy]

Dude, you're flailing SO HARD right now!

[Alex]

OK?


im gonna go shower. I awate more amusement when i get back

[Bitchin]

Where's myles for this one?!

I needs a good laugh.

[Hot Karl]

Originally Posted by Alex

and 100 bucks? I piss on 100 dollars. What the hell do I give a shit?

that shit ain't impressing anyone. only an idiot would ever say anything like that. you claim to work hard, but real hard workers have respect for the value of a dollar.

of course you have to mention that you're gonna go buy some cool shit. are you really that pathetic and shallow? how small is your penis if you have to hop on fnk and act like a baller?

it's really easy, it's online, and no one can verify the truth. here i'll show you:

"my name is scott, and i drive a 05 bmw m5 rolling on 22's. i own 4 properties in the greater vancouver area, 3 in the british properties and 1 in east vancouver. i also used to fuck jessica alba back in the day and that half asian girl in smallville. but i decided that i'm such a big shot that i could never be associated with a hollywood bimbo. so that's why i'm banging alex's mom, because her son's such a hardworking baller that it automatically bumps up my social status."

[Alex]

^^^ generally that is true, unless you are in SALES. Most salesman have no idea of the value of money.

I don't really care what anyone thinks. i've been TRYING to get BAD KARMA but keep getting GOOD karma. YOU PEOPLE ARE NUTS.

FYI-I'm a poor hobo that lives in my dad's house and I don't work... and um smoke weed and play video games all day! You got me!

*cries* OMG MY LIFE IS SO HORRIBLE!

[Roxxie]

Originally Posted by Alex

nearly... I quit selling myself a year or so ago... Now I train dozens and dozens of high school and university students across the lower mainland to sell themselves walking the streets every night.

ahahaahah

if anyone knwos what I do they'll get a kick outta this!

HAHAHAHA!!!! Yes thats just great....i couldnt take it anymore had to stop sellin myself too got boring after a while....besides i got sick of having to go into apartments all the time :( LoL

[dabbler]

Originally Posted by Alex

Now I train dozens and dozens of high school and university students across the lower mainland to sell themselves walking the streets every night.

i guess that's why you referred to me as a stud in the karma you gave me?

fag. lol

[Bitchin]

Originally Posted by dabbler

i guess that's why you referred to me as a stud in the karma you gave me?

fag. lol

dont worry...

he loves me and thinks I'm sexy.

*shudders*

[decypher]

Try hard.

[Alex]

ATTN: JunglistsDec 4th, 05 04:49 PMdecypherHe who asks shall receiveyes, I got a neg karma! but unfortunately, in the last few hours sicne I got back from metrotown, I also recieved 2 good karma's :-(

[miss.myra]

Wow Alex, you're acting like fnk has some kind of shortage of 'tell it like it is' people. (ps, I should know, it doesn't)


Bringing on posts like this unprovoked makes you look like just about as much of a douche as anybody who takes their love for how they like their beats per minute way too fucking far.


UGH GOD SHUT UP EVERYBODY.

[Alex]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

Wow Alex, you're acting like fnk has some kind of shortage of 'tell it like it is' people. (ps, I should know, it doesn't)


Bringing on posts like this unprovoked makes you look like just about as much of a douche as anybody who takes their love for how they like their beats per minute way too fucking far.


UGH GOD SHUT UP EVERYBODY.

Oh I know, I'm the first to get annoyed by these type of posts... I'm a complete and utter hypocrite today. Guess it shows my true nature, I get bored due to waking up at 8am before any of my friends, and start acting like a jack ass, or a troll if you will, just to cure boredom. I also made my older cousin, who is completely and utterly mental unstable, and who happens to be dim witted and ultra religious cry this morning. She messaged me 'Hey Alex, how's it going? logn time no talk'' me-ntm new, im doing ok her'have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and saviour yet?' thatis when I decided it was a good idea to trick her into thinking I was a cocaine addict who had just come down off a 500 dollar binge, couldn't make my rent, pawned my watch and cell phones, etc... and before I could bring the joke to light, she had called her likeminded mom crying, who in turn called my mom crying... I'm going to hell.

[zarlon]

^ so, stirring the pot eh?

[Alex]

Ya, I was a shit disturber hardcore today.

[decypher]

Originally Posted by Alex

Oh I know, I'm the first to get annoyed by these type of posts... I'm a complete and utter hypocrite today. Guess it shows my true nature, I get bored due to waking up at 8am before any of my friends, and start acting like a jack ass, or a troll if you will, just to cure boredom. I also made my older cousin, who is completely and utterly mental unstable, and who happens to be dim witted and ultra religious cry this morning. She messaged me 'Hey Alex, how's it going? logn time no talk'' me-ntm new, im doing ok her'have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and saviour yet?' thatis when I decided it was a good idea to trick her into thinking I was a cocaine addict who had just come down off a 500 dollar binge, couldn't make my rent, pawned my watch and cell phones, etc... and before I could bring the joke to light, she had called her likeminded mom crying, who in turn called my mom crying... I'm going to hell.

A little tip, try keeping your scenario based delusions in your head instead of in writing. I've met people who think this way and even act on it in real life. Like life is one big self-centered web of events where you throw in your random acts of megalomania at whim. Obviously your writing this weird shit for a reason, get some help.

[Alex]

that wouldn't be the first time someone ahd suggested I have symptoms of Paranoid Scitzophrenia! lol. ahahaaha

[neoh]

I was a hard trance head for years and years, now I can barely stand to listen to it. Trance shows DO cost too much money, but the d&b shows bring out more people then the trance shows for one reason: more people come, jungilists are more in tune and appreciate the sound, culture and music a lot more then most trance enthusiests, jungle isin't just a style of music, it's a style of life. The style of life with trance is pills to enduce a more floaty atmosphere and euphoric feelings, I think it really has nothing to do with the music.

I'd rather smash a beer bottle over my head, smoke a blunt and jump in a mosh pit of jungalists, then stand in a crowd of trance heads on pills rocking back and forth with their eyes closed in half enduced acoma.

in better words; fuuuck yooou! :n:

[Disco_Whore]

ATTN: FNK
gimme lots of attention, and devote an entire thread to me.

(I like this title for the same thread much better.)

[Alex]

that was the point^^^
like I said I was bored... I'm not denying it?