ATTN: Junglists

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by Alex

nearly... I quit selling myself a year or so ago... Now I train dozens and dozens of high school and university students across the lower mainland to sell themselves walking the streets every night.

ahahaahah

if anyone knwos what I do they'll get a kick outta this!

do they do anal?

[Alex]

no... but do you????

[Liqwid]

Originally Posted by Alex

Listen to some shitty jungle and and BITCH about how the world sucks?

lol.....

touche

.dalyn.

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by Alex

no... but do you????

dood i was joking..dont be so defensive im on yer side here,
if i was gonna pick a beat..it would be house..jungle..bleh

[Liqwid]

Originally Posted by Bitchin

I needs a good laugh.

needs......?

oh jo.......

[Liqwid]

Originally Posted by Disco_Whore

ATTN: FNK
gimme lots of attention, and devote an entire thread to me.

(I like this title for the same thread much better.)

lol.......the funny part.....

everyone seems to be giving it to alex...

ps Alex, i don't think any less of you for making this post. its really funny tho.....

[Disco_Whore]

^Yep, it def. works!

I usually make my attention cries in the form of tight/revealing clothing at the bar.

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by Alex

ATTN: JunglistsDec 4th, 05 04:49 PMdecypherHe who asks shall receiveyes, I got a neg karma! but unfortunately, in the last few hours sicne I got back from metrotown, I also recieved 2 good karma's :-(

awesome! keep me updated!

[eze1]

Ravers are still divided up into sub-groups?

[Clayton.]

Originally Posted by Alex

for all of you that replied, thank you. You made my very boring morning a little more bearable.
BTW-this whole thread was a joke !!!!!! :-P

I LOVE YOU ALL!

Did you make this post when you realized how rediculous you sound?

[Juicyka]

^ HAHAHA... oh man... clay, i was thinking the same thing.

[Alex]

I don't care about sounding like a jackass on a message board, filled with people who either know me and know I'm fucked in the head, and people who don't know me.

Think what you will, I give you permission to believe I am a 40year old fat bald child molester, whom harasses old ladies, and throws rocks at cars on the free way. As long as you give me the satisfaction of getting worked up when I'm bored, it is well worth it.

[Erin]

You were picked on in high school weren't you.

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by Alex

I don't care about sounding like a jackass on a message board, filled with people who either know me and know I'm fucked in the head, and people who don't know me.

Think what you will, I give you permission to believe I am a 40year old fat bald child molester, whom harasses old ladies, and throws rocks at cars on the free way. As long as you give me the satisfaction of getting worked up when I'm bored, it is well worth it.

<3..i love 40 yr old, wanna come molest me alex?..im a child..we'll throw rocks at cars on the freeway...<3

[Alex]

^^^ahahaha. sounds great.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

this thread got real stupid real fast.

way to go team!

:(idiots.

[Erin]

Attention Roxxy:

You're the idiot. Your karma msg: No your the idiot! I used to work same company as Alex but i quit so i know what he meant by that. It was basic advertising...basically like a job interview where you sell yourself to your future employer~ You idiot...geez

What does that have to do with:

Originally Posted by Erin

You were picked on in high school weren't you.

Idiot.

[dj_soo]

Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~

this thread got real stupid real fast.

way to go team!

:(idiots.

"got" stupid? This thread was stupid to begin with.

[B.Traits]

Originally Posted by Alex

Quit bitching. Your music is shitty. You bitch and bitch about the same issues all the time.

'Trance always gets the most headliners. Trance and House always win DJmag's competition, it must be rigged! Ticket prices are too high to watch a trance show! boohooo! I'm a bitter jaded junglist! Why is life so difficult? Why do the other children look at me and puke? Why do the police always arrest me when I'm stealing and vandalising? Boohooohoo the world is so hard.'

DJmag's list is a voting poll open to the PUBLIC for FREE that ANYONE can vote on EVERY year. The only logical explanation, aside's the obvious one that more people prefer house and tracne over shitty jungle... is just as many people listen to jungle, but the majority are too POOR to have a computer to vote, and/or are too bitter to 'waste one precious minute voting for their fav. dj'.

Why do large events cater to Trance? Why are ticket prices SO HIGH? Ticket prices are high for a reason. The promoters are IN THIS TO MAKE MONEY. IT IS THEIR BUSSINESS. THEY ARE NOT GOING TO LOSE MONEY SO YOU FUCK-TARDS CAN HAVE CHEAPER TICKET PRICES. Also, Trance listeners will PAY the prices to see the DJ's brought in. How much would you trolls pay for a fully legal PNE party devoted to jungle/dnb? 10bucks? I bet the show would be a massive failure. I bet even a fully legal Jungle show at MLC would fail and lose money, because you guys would STILL bitch ticket prices wree too high. Money is relative. If you have it, miniscule amounts like 50 or 60 bucks for a ticket are nothing. If you don't, it seems like inflated beyond belief. For example, a multi millionaire might buy a $500k performance car, and think nothing of it, while you bitter poor junglists might need to scrimp and save to buy that shitty 1989 prelude, or that even shittier 1992 mustang. Get the picture?

So in closing, their are two E's in life. Excuses, or enthusiasm. Junglists, quit bitching and complaining and making excuses, and if you really want to change your scene, organize an event yourself.

/end rant

*awates bad karma from bitter junglists*

what a joke...................
its hardly like this in other parts of the world.

[Roxxie]

Originally Posted by Erin

Attention Roxxy:

You're the idiot. Your karma msg: No your the idiot! I used to work same company as Alex but i quit so i know what he meant by that. It was basic advertising...basically like a job interview where you sell yourself to your future employer~ You idiot...geez

What does that have to do with:



Idiot.

has nothing to do with it i just felt like giving u bad karma cuz you were being lame and didnt get the stupid joke
IDIOT

LoL

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by Roxxy

has nothing to do with it i just felt like giving u bad karma cuz you were being lame and didnt get the stupid joke
IDIOT

LoL

You gave her bad karma for not getting an inside joke she wasn't part of?

...and you called her an idiot?


I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

[Erin]

Originally Posted by Roxxy

has nothing to do with it i just felt like giving u bad karma cuz you were being lame and didnt get the stupid joke
IDIOT

LoL

Ok then.

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

You gave her bad karma for not getting an inside joke she wasn't part of?

...and you called her an idiot?


I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

it wasnt a inside joke it was a "stupid" joke

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by Alex

that wouldn't be the first time someone ahd suggested I have symptoms of Paranoid Scitzophrenia! lol. ahahaaha

hahahhahaa oh shit mang we gotta do lunch sometime...our other personalities can talk while we discuss future anal arangements

[mapleleaf4ever]

Alex... I give you six months before you are infected with a love of a broken beat and spleen liquifying bass. All in good time will you realize the errors in your ways.

Thank you. You can quit bitching now.