MC Chris weighs in on the presidential race on his myspace:
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michelle obama, you are so foxy and stylish, you're even better spoken than ur husband, and if you and bill clinton had to fight, you'd whoop his fat ass like kblao. i want your husband to win south carolina today for many reasons, one of them is so that i can see you on tv all the time. i will border the frame of my tv screen with construction paper hearts if he gets elected. i also trust you guys as a couple, unlike your competitors which make me think of those particular kind of bags that are most suitable for douching. even if our ex president's approval rating is high, i still feel like he should've been preventing our current war instead of getting bj's in the oval. and the fact that ur opponent stands by the sleaze is strictly career driven. i mean could you ever really love someone that has wc field's nose? the only thing i miss about clinton is phil hartman playing him.
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THE MAN'S A FREAKING POET