The deal breaker....

You go out on one or two dates and he/she seems AWESOME, and then they do something to break the deal....

Mine are...

Inconsiderate - doesn't offer up the last rolo(or whatever), before scarfing it down himself. It doesn't matter that you didn't want it, boy shouldn't have taken it without asking first. Doesn't open doors. Tries to order the dinner for you, without asking what you want.

Gross - Drops a stank ass bomb or pukes on self(belches) within first 6 dates.

Conceited - trying to brag about how good you are in bed, or the size of your manhood only seals your fate and makes you look like an ass when you don't live up to your own expectations.

what are yours?

[crookedking]

whoa! you're telling me that if we went out five Times and i happened to burp on that last date you'd think i was gross?

[Pussy*Kat]

Self Absorbed - You spend 2 hours at dinner and he didnt even ask you about your day. But you on the other hand have heard about his whole week. As well as his sisters and his moms.

A girl wants to be talked about too!

Originally Posted by crookedking

whoa! you're telling me that if we went out five Times and i happened to burp on that last date you'd think i was gross?

Burping discreetly and burping up what you ate last week, two totally different things.

[Jen-E-03]

burping i can deal with...chewing with your mouth open is a major gross out for me. conceited isn't cool either.

oh - I forgot one....

MEN WHO STILL LIVE WITH THEIR MOMS

[TrixX]

ummm, bringing up the ex, numerous times or for more than 2 seconds, actually at all!

[Pussy*Kat]

^ that one sucks. but sometimes it is justified. Talking about pasts? ... What if it effects you?

Maybe hes crazy.....and thats why they broke up. Id want to know!

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Avana

Burping discreetly and burping up what you ate last week, two totally different things.

i'm a loud burper, so i guess you and i are destined to be friends forever.

[TrixX]

Originally Posted by Pussy*Kat

^ that one sucks. but sometimes it is justified. Talking about pasts? ... What if it effects you?

Maybe hes crazy.....and thats why they broke up. Id want to know!

yeah i see that. but on the first or second date??? i'm sure there's a lot more to talk about than your ex. i was referring to bringing her up out of the blue. talking about your past relationships is obviously going to bring up ex's!

Originally Posted by Pussy*Kat

^ that one sucks. but sometimes it is justified. Talking about pasts? ... What if it effects you?

Maybe hes crazy.....and thats why they broke up. Id want to know!

I can see what she is saying. I think it is taboo to talk about an ex. I don't care about their past. Nothing to hold against him. Not too mention, if he is crazy, he is going to be crazy enough to spin a story that suits him.

guys who ask your number, I don't want to ask you yours, don't ask me mine, and get some class too.

k, this one is gross too, but seriously it has to be said....

The guy that comes to pick you up for your date, and asks to borrow your washroom, and then drops a load so big, you think he has been saving up all week for it. Like seriously, you couldn't have waited till the restaurant, or better yet, done it before you left your house?

[Pussy*Kat]

I see both your points :) lol.....

I hate the number thing. Specially when yours is higher then his.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Avana

k, this one is gross too, but seriously it has to be said....

The guy that comes to pick you up for your date, and asks to borrow your washroom, and then drops a load so big, you think he has been saving up all week for it. Like seriously, you couldn't have waited till the restaurant, or better yet, done it before you left your house?

whenever i get nervous i tend to void my bowels.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Pussy*Kat

I see both your points :) lol.....

I hate the number thing. Specially when yours is higher then his.

and here i thought she was talking about phone numbers....

Originally Posted by Pussy*Kat

I see both your points :) lol.....

I hate the number thing. Specially when yours is higher then his.

yeah, that doesn't happen to me ever.

[miss.myra]

lots of good ones here.

I'm pretty picky and I've got tons and tons of deal breakers.

I agree w/ the still living at home, also talking about their ex a lot, or even at all on the first few dates is a HUGE no no.

- if their bathroom is DISGUSTING that's a huge indicator, like if they can't get on their knees and scrub their bathtub then they probably won't work for you.

-Shit talking their mother, referring to her as a 'bitch', etc. definitely not cool.

-Bad shoes (sorry but it's true.)

-Breath so bad there is no way they couldn't be aware of it.

-Rudeness is probably my #1 deal breaker, say if we went for dinner and you're rude to a server, then the deal is totally done. Seriously rudeness is so unattractive. What's even worse is when someone is rude and they think it's funny or impressing you. You're not funny.

- Stupid people, nothing more needs to be said.

oh, and once I stopped seeing somebody because he gave too many high fives and went 'yaaaaay' to people like we were all 5.

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by crookedking

and here i thought she was talking about phone numbers....

haha yeah so did i.

Originally Posted by miss.myra

oh, and once I stopped seeing somebody because he gave too many high fives and went 'yaaaaay' to people like we were all 5.

HAHA - that reminds me of this guy, that I went out with ONCE. And I didn't return his calls after.

A week later he called and sent an email to try and find out what he had done wrong and if I could give him some "pointers" on what to do in the future.

[Pussy*Kat]

^ Thats cute tho. He wants to "improve"

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by Avana

doesn't offer up the last rolo(or whatever), before scarfing it down himself. It doesn't matter that you didn't want it, boy shouldn't have taken it without asking first. Doesn't open doors

These are both horse shit

Why the fuck shouldn't SHE offer the last fucking rolo... ok, i'm a dude and I don't get orgasmo for chocolate but F U if you think I don't love the caramelly centre too.

AS WELL... some ladies don't like when a guy opens doors for them because they're all super fem-bot and 'they can do it themselves, mmmkay!?'

I know some dudes who have opened doors for women to have it blow up in their face.... hyper sensitive ladies!!

Either way.... I want my fucking caramel to you selfish hag. :(

[ash1ee]

my last deal breaker was basically he was boring.
all he did was work, play poker, and sit at the same pub and drink with the same buddies.
boooooooooring.

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

oh, and once I stopped seeing somebody because he gave too many high fives and went 'yaaaaay' to people like we were all 5.

i knew a guy who did this all the time. like he'd come up to the table and high five every person, and if they didn't want to he'd just hang there until they did. so annoying.

[Cdn_Brdr]

^like Puddy from Seinfeld!

High five!

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

These are both horse shit

Why the fuck shouldn't SHE offer the last fucking rolo... ok, i'm a dude and I don't get orgasmo for chocolate but F U if you think I don't love the caramelly centre too.

AS WELL... some ladies don't like when a guy opens doors for them because they're all super fem-bot and 'they can do it themselves, mmmkay!?'

I know some dudes who have opened doors for women to have it blow up in their face.... hyper sensitive ladies!!

Either way.... I want my fucking caramel to you selfish hag. :(

Shawn, you know that I always offer you the last rolo, beer, glass of beer in jug, I believe you even ate the last of my taco's that were left over that one night. MAYBE I SHOULD KEEP THE 'LASTS' SINCE YOU SO EASILY FORGET WHAT I DO FOR YOU, YOU BIG JERK!

ps - that reminded me of the time you broke that case with ryan outside my house.