Apearantly I'm an Asshole!

[Flip]

So I come home from a long weekend of partying, with a pack of matches, with 3 matches left. I only have about a gram of pot left and I was hoping to smoke it in my bong. Now I lost my last lighter at Capital Punishment and my room-mate told me had had no "fire" period! So I'm thinking that if there are only a few matches left in the house and there isn't enough pot to last for long, we should ration them. Wrong! Actually, I'm sitting at my computer, responding to Capital Punishment reviews and my room-mate is sitting in the living room, with my last pack of matches, lighting them and watching them burn. He isn't lighting anything with them, he's just lighting them and starring at them while they burn. After he lit a few of thyem, I said "Hey we only have a few matches left so don't waste them all by starring at them". And he responds by saying "You're so self-centred, I can do what I want with our matches!" And I said "Dude, if you just wanna waste matches, that's fine, but if we are down to our last few matches, I'd like to use them for a purpose, like burning something worth-while, instead of just starring at a flame! After bitching at me and going through the entire pack of matches and telling me "Sorry, we're out of matches, go find a light somewhere else!" About 20 minutes later, he throws me a book of matches and says "See I have a light, Don't think you're king-Shit just because you don't want me to use our last book of matches for smoking a bowl! Then like 10 minutes later he actually has the balls to say to me "Dude, if you still wanna smoke that bowl then let's go. What are you waiting for?" So he is a bitch to me in the first place, he's not joking, he's actually that mentally deficient. He really wants me to be a patient stonner with him, when he has just spent the last half hour, telling me how much, he doesn't need my pot, however he would really like to smoke a bowl(out of my pot), and I owe him at least a bowl, for bitching at him earlier tonight(for him using up all our matches, just so he can stare at the flame for a few seconds.."

Maybe I'm unreasonable, I'm not fully denying it, but if there's some chance that I'm really a bad person, just because I don't want to give up our last bowl, for a pathetic reason. Now don't get me wrong, I think a bowl should be smoked for the good of man-kind, but when no one is appreciating it and some
jackass is preventing me from JUst Givine'R, I think there should be a line drawn in the sand, to prevent anything like this that should happen.But then again, I'm the bad-guy!

[SEAN!]

im an asshole too..rave on!

[KStar]

I don't think you're an asshole.. I think you're quite nice actually .. well for the whole 10-15 mins i got to knwo you haha

[Sue Bitch]

meh since when have you ever listened to fatty??????

[-DLO_604-]

i'm sorry but your roomate is a idiot...how could he sit there and not worry about anything and pretend nothing happened and then ask you to smoke a bowl? What an inconsiderate bastard

[PHUNK]

being an asshole is best in life.

you will learn soon enough.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

KICK UR ROMMATES FUCKING ASS!!!!! Give him a swift kick in the junk and like a right hook in da teethe. That`ll teach him not to be a stupid whiney little baby pot moocher pyro freak. :)

[Flip]

I apreciate the support, so if anyone wants to come over and give the fat bastard an atomic wedgie or a flying nipple-twister or just a plain old bitch-slap, feel free. Normally I wouldn't really care so much about him doing stupid shit, cause he usually does it on his own time, with his own stuff but when it affects me I have to say something.

Another perfect example of his utter stupidity was a few Sundays ago at meat bingo. We are playing bingo and I notice that he's using his dabber thing to completely soak his bingo card with ink. There were drops of it dripping on the table and it was getting everywhere. Plus if you win, you have to bring your card up to the caller so he can chech the numbers. If the card is dripping ink everwhere, the caller would probably get kinda pissed off. So I wait until intermission, when our buddies go out for a smoke, and I tell him he should just dab it normally and to try not to make such a mess, since we go to this pub once or twice a week. He gets offended and says "Don't tell me what to do! I can do what I want!" So I explain that it's gonna piss off the bingo caller if he wins and that it's getting everywhere. Then he gets pissed and yells "Who do you think you are? Who the fuck are you trying to impress?!" Which baffled me cause all our friends were out having a smoke and didn't witness any of this.

I probably make him out to sound like a complete retard, which he is. But at the same time, he manages to pay his share of the rent and bills on time. Besides, when he's not drinking and on a power-trip, he's my bitch and does what I say, when I say. If anyone has a better roommate that they are willing to trade for him, let me know. He's an obese raging homosexual who answers to the name Fatty.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

^hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa oh god that was fucking HILARIOUS!get him laid man... if he really is gay go to boys town and pick him up a trick or two or go buy him some gerbils and condoms to cram up his asshole?just a thought

[Flip]

NO GERBILS DAMMIT!!! I've told him that so many times already. I'm concerned for my chinchilla's life, every time I leave Fatty home alone with her. But thanx for the advice.

[Sue Bitch]

i am scared for nuggets life

[Flip]

I wouldn't worry about Nugget, she's faster, smarter and stronger than Fatty. She's tough and when she's in a bad mood, you DON"T want to get in her way. hmmm Sue Bitch vs Nugget in a Jell-o wrestling match, that would be HAWT!!! My money's on Nugget.

[Discord]

sorry to change the topic but I saw you

if your the flip i'm thinking of

in metro town a little while ago. i wanted to say hello but you wouldn't have remembered me. :kimmie:

[Flip]

Originally posted by Discord
in metro town a little while ago. i wanted to say hello but you wouldn't have remembered me. :kimmie:

You could have said hello to me anyways, I probably wouldn't have bitten you, well maybe, okay probably but that's besides the point. I have a great memory for faces but I have a terrible memory with names. I'm gettin kinda old, the backs going, my eyes are getting dimmer, the memorys fading, I start rambling on for no reason, see I'm doing it again. Where would I have known you from? Have we met? Are you the psycho with the binoculars who sits outside my house in a tree and pretends to be a squirel every time I look out my window? I thought you were familiar....

[Discord]

I was the kande kid at java, a long time ago, pink everything? you told me to make care bear overalls.

Pix-e member?

[Flip]

ooohhhhhhh Dude, why would you be affraid to come over and say hi, you're totally adorable. I always loved seeing you cause you always had a possitive attitude and seemed to be having fun.

[Discord]

I was with someone really annoying, and I didn't want to bug you Next time, I'll comg get a hug.

I was so excited to see you tho! it had been soo long


and I don't think you've ever seem me NOT covered in plastic beads

:hehe:

[~*faeryfly*~]

hey flip,
tell your silly room mate that I WILL get 'em if he decides to act this was towards you ever again! Muahahaha!!
teehee,
p.s..I'm a ninja too, I've got skills, but shhh!
:kimmie:

[Flip]

/\Thanx baby, but my chinchilla is a ninja too and she is on my side, so I got protection. mmmm ninjas are hot :PartEkid: Wanna come over and rock, Bruce Lee style. You show me your moves and I'll show you mine! *Grrrr*

[inkster]

you're not an asshole. you're just... fecally endowed.

[dj4mula]

"nice guys always finish last"

[Wood]

Originally posted by ~*goddessa*~
Give him a swift kick in the junk and like a right hook in da teethe. That`ll teach him not to be a stupid whiney little baby pot moocher pyro freak.

haha, i was going to say something along those lines but i couldn't put it better than that.

[Flip]

Originally posted by dj4mula
"nice guys always finish last"

I'm pretty nice and I always make sure to 'finish' first, then I kick her outta my bed and say: "Hey woman, why don't you stop dressing me up like the mailman and making me dance for you, while smoke crack and have sex with some guy I don't even know, in my dad's bed!?!" That usually ends the conversation, then I roll over, cuddle with my stuffed Panda, Carl and go to sleep.

[wizzle]

Flip, if your chinchilla is that animal in your avatar, it's a hilarious creature. i just find furry animals in a lump funny, like the picture below: