Am I some sort of freak or something?

mapleleaf4ever · #1 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

Hmmm... thinking to myself the other night. As tiring as all that thinking was... it was also mildly depressing. I was thinking about why I've been single so long. It's been since about September 2002, I think... Too much partying has kinda fuzzed the date a bit. heh heh But it seems that I'm not sure why I'm still single. I've been looking for a girl... albeit not too energetically. Another factor could be that I work at an Airport. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MORE MALE DOMINATED FIELD OTHER THAN THE MILITARY OR CONSTRUCTION?!?! I mean ohmigawd! But that's another thread completely. I've had numerous girls tell me: "Erik, you're such a great guy, how come you're still single?" Well... If I knew the answer I wouldn't be now would I? I mean if I take a look at myself introspectively, I can't say I'm overtly disgusting or stupid. Hell... I can use words like introspectively and albeit in context. Oh well, not much I can do about it. lol Maybe some hottie will just grab me and drag me off into the Sunset. I can't really see much point to me writing this either. But I had to get it off my chest. lol And besides... now you FnKrs know that I do have something in my head other than copious amounts of Drugs, Alcohol and Aviation Fuel. Whoa... that's a lot of typing. If you managed to read this to the end... Big kudos to you. :D

Chet · #2 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

sounds like a case of "you need to get laid"
next party I'll look for you in the "NO FUCKING" section

cinist · #3 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

hey arent you the guy i met at milkshake, ur gona work security for us.

Tux · #4 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

wow you sound kinda like me, except i gave up looking for a girl a looong time ago, and i've been single for about the same amount of time as you too. seems girls just don't like guys like me. or im just tooo fugly. ah well.. good luck with your search tho.

mapleleaf4ever · #5 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

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Originally Posted by Chet

sounds like a case of "you need to get laid"
next party I'll look for you in the "NO FUCKING" section

Actually Miss Smarty Pants... I got laid on Saturday morning before I went to milkshake, and she's coming back for more this weekend. Sex isn't an issue, I can go pound my ex or one of my friends with benefits. It'd be nice to have something a little more than just neighbor waking sex. So yah... that's enough from you. NEEEEXT. :188:

cinist: Yup, that'd be me.

robyn · #6 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Actually Miss Smarty Pants... I got laid on Saturday morning before I went to milkshake, and she's coming back for more this weekend. Sex isn't an issue, I can go pound my ex or one of my friends with benefits. It'd be nice to have something a little more than just neighbor waking sex. So yah... that's enough from you. NEEEEXT. :188:

cinist: Yup, that'd be me.

So you just made a public admission to being a slut, and you wonder why you can't get a girlfriend?

crookedking · #7 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

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Originally Posted by robyn

So you just made a public admission to being a slut, and you wonder why you can't get a girlfriend?

i thought the bitches dug that sort of thing?

MistressSpankME · #8 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

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Originally Posted by robyn

So you just made a public admission to being a slut, and you wonder why you can't get a girlfriend?

He didn't say "some random ho I found at the club" did he? Sleeping with an ex g/f and FRIEND with benefits or two, doesn't sound too slutty to me.

robyn · #9 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

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Originally Posted by MistressSpankME

He didn't say "some random ho I found at the club" did he? Sleeping with an ex g/f and FRIEND with benefits or two, doesn't sound too slutty to me.

Only a slut would say something like that :p

robyn · #10 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

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Originally Posted by crookedking

i thought the bitches dug that sort of thing?

Slutty bitches like me dig, but I think he's looking for a high quality ho.

MistressSpankME · #11 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

Haha, busted. Me's a hoooooo

p.s. Isn't the phrase "high quality ho" an oxymoron?

robyn · #12 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

^Naw, all my hoes is high quality! Wanna join?

yoko* · #13 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

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Originally Posted by robyn

high quality ho.

best oxymoron ever.

Kelster · #14 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

lol And besides... now you FnKrs know that I do have something in my head other than copious amounts of Drugs, Alcohol and Aviation Fuel.

maybe that's why you can't find a girl?

or maybe it's just me, cause really who doesn't want a substance abusing raver?!

galaxie · #15 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

^ what a thought!!!!!

donkey punch · #16 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

maybe people dont like you......

and yes you are a freak
normal people do not go single for that long

on the upside mail order brides have always been available - unless you want to keep "pounding" one of your hundreds of exs or fuck buddies

mapleleaf4ever · #17 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

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Originally Posted by donkey punch

maybe people dont like you......

and yes you are a freak
normal people do not go single for that long

on the upside mail order brides have always been available - unless you want to keep "pounding" one of your hundreds of exs or fuck buddies

Aww thanx... I'm glad I can count on you to add that little ray of sunshine to my day. Want a hug?

- And me a slut? Ummm no... not really. I'd need a hoe train for that.
- Substance abusing raver... hmmm yah, I have my moments. The actually time I spend sober is a fair amount as I do work full time. Just my weekends get kind of crazy.

heh heh wow... my random thoughts are causing some fun. :D

crookedking · #18 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

THIS IS WHY I NEVER POST ABOUT MY FEELINGS!

these bastards will rip them apart!

robyn · #19 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

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Originally Posted by crookedking

THIS IS WHY I NEVER POST ABOUT MY FEELINGS!

these bastards will rip them apart!

Pointing out his sluttiness was constructive criticism. I'M HELPING.

crookedking · #20 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

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Originally Posted by robyn

Pointing out his sluttiness was constructive criticism. I'M HELPING.

i don't take criticism very well thank you very much.

robyn · #21 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

^You need not worry about the wrath of Robyn, as you are perfect tim!

mapleleaf4ever · #22 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

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Originally Posted by crookedking

THIS IS WHY I NEVER POST ABOUT MY FEELINGS!
these bastards will rip them apart!

I was fully aware and waiting for it actually... note where I said "I can't really see much point to me writing this either. But I had to get it off my chest." heh heh I wasn't let down either... Good thing I'm not an emotional person and don't take it seriously. :D

crookedking · #23 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

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Originally Posted by robyn

^You need not worry about the wrath of Robyn, as you are perfect tim!

you know...some people call me God.

crookedking · #24 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

I was fully aware and waiting for it actually... note where I said "I can't really see much point to me writing this either. But I had to get it off my chest." heh heh I wasn't let down either... Good thing I'm not an emotional person and don't take it seriously. :D

sorry dude, but i didn't read it.

mapleleaf4ever · #25 (**permalink**) Apr 01, 04

Aaaah gotcha... I was sorta wondering why you hadn't said something strange. lol