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my roommate was trying to get me to fuck this UGLY ass chick he brought home from the bar on good friday while i was drunk out of my skull.
he's like "dude, she sucks the best cock!" i'm like "EWW!!! YOU FUCKED THAT?!?!?!" not even all of the booze in the world could make this bottle face even look descent!!! |
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But he actually takes them down :) its hilarious |
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7/8
well the last time was a few weeks back, maybe a month/6 week, before me and the ex split. anyways was descent, i was passed in bed, she came back from girls night out drunk as a skunk and horny, woke me up at 2:30 when she got back. rough quicky then she rolled over and passed out, so i did the same.
not great, but not exactly bad, i'll give a 7/8 for that one. |