last time you jerked off. Rate it!

[bob]

well, the last time i jerked off was like 2 hours ago... for like the 4th time today... i'd give it a 3 out of 10, cuz my dick is kinda starting to hurt. i gotta stop looking at those sears flyers.

so?

[Goat]

woke up with a hard on
jerked off twice this morning.
it was alright
not mindblowing or anything
but it sufficed
rating a mediocre jerk: i give it a 5.9

[InSoMnIaK*]

Masterbation.....it Beats Sleeping

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by InSoMnIaK*

Masterbation.....it Beats Sleeping

you didn't rate. im guessing you need some guideance.. we could ask bob to give you the one over (but as of recently that means alot more then it used to) so just check out http://www.jackinworld.com/

my last? ohhhhh, I would give it a 4.6
I wanted it, but sleep wanted it more.

[rav3r gurl]

lmao. thats great. never done it. sorry guys.

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by rav3r gurl

lmao. thats great. never done it. sorry guys.

your missing out, you can't always order in ;)

[~god~]

^ hahaa my fukin ass.

I was just cleaning up when I read this.
i give it a 4.5. Im usually better when the neighbors don't complain.

[~god~]

^intended for raver gurl.. not u myles.

[sNyx]

good stuff, I dont want anything to do with your ass.

[~god~]

why iz u so obsessed with my ass?
i, also don't want you to do anything with my ass.
biatch.

[sNyx]

uhh, R35P3C7

[Rhianna]

Originally Posted by rav3r gurl

lmao. thats great. never done it. sorry guys.

You've never gotten yourself off? You're relly missing out indeed.

[bob]

oh she's just lying cuz she can't face the fact that she'd have to give herself a 0.

[~god~]

yea apparently shes had sex too.
wtf iz dat?

[rav3r gurl]

naw, ive just never taken the time to sit down and do it myself. usually, when i want it really bad, i either suck it up and deal, or i try to find some poor defenseless guy to do it for me. or just call up an ex for a booty call (which i hate...)

[Rhianna]

^Shitty.

[~god~]

hah-.

[Goat]

Originally Posted by rav3r gurl

naw, ive just never taken the time to sit down and do it myself. usually, when i want it really bad, i either suck it up and deal, or i try to find some poor defenseless guy to do it for me. or just call up an ex for a booty call (which i hate...)

you've never had the time?
you've never sat at home for half an hour with nothing to do?
never seen some guy where you just wanted to lay him down and lower yourself onto his peeeenis but know you couldn'. how hot and wet that made you?
huh?!

blah.
somethings wrong with you.

[rav3r gurl]

i've heard that a couple times. oh well. i dunno. its just never been my thing. there are times when i wouldnt mind, but.....i dunno

[Rhianna]

Originally Posted by Goat

you've never had the time?
you've never sat at home for half an hour with nothing to do?
never seen some guy where you just wanted to lay him down and lower yourself onto his peeeenis but know you couldn'. how hot and wet that made you?
huh?!

blah.
somethings wrong with you.

No doubt. Haven't you ever not been able to sleep? It works every time.

[ppcock]

i did it 12 hours ago

10/10 damn good porn

[Goat]

Hell. i'm jerking off now.


(i wish)

[ppcock]

yeah.. whatever

you probably are

If i had dual monitor support.. I would.

[axion]

Time: 8 hours ago
Where: In my room
Lube: No
Porn: Yes
Orgasm Rating: 3/5
Overall Rating: 6/10

i plan on making a regular apperance in this thread so i thought i would come up with some sort of a format for my posts.

this thread is like a livejournal for masturbation, im lovin it.

[Jrock]

I haven't jerked off in like a week so my last shot (about 2 hours ago)
went about 5 feet.

7/10

-jay :209: