2004 Anal Thread

[axion]

Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~

I LOVE anal sex...in moderation.

Heres some handy tips for the first time anal explorers:

1)ALWAYS warm up the asshole b4 u slam ur man meat in it gentleman! By this I mean take some lube(i reccomend astroglide) lube ur index finger up, squirt some lube on the asshole then just gentle rub around the asshole until she is relaxed then gently ease ur finger in there. Fuck it with ur finger for a minute or two then try to get 2 fingers in there. Continue to gentle finger fuck the asshole for about 5-10 minutes, i suggest you do this while licking her clit because then it makes the girl that much more turned on and relaxed and wanting the cock in her ass. Also while finger fucking the poop shoot you might wanna use latex gloves or stick a condom on the fingers you are using just so you keep things sanitary.

2)When your ready to fuck some ass THROW ON A CONDOM BEFORE U FUCK SOME ASS!!! stds can still be spread from anal sex, better safe than sorry.
So you got your condom on, throw some lube on top of the jimmy hat,suiqrt LOTS of lube on the asshole, gently ease the head of your cock into the asshole BE VERY GENTLE GUYS! This comes as a great shock to women at first,it generally hurts us for about 2-4 minutes. Make sure you communicate with your partner who is receiving the cock in thier ass to make sure that they r ok. After every time u go deeper and deeper into the ass make sure to check with your partner to make sure they r comfortable and not in too much pain. MAKE SURE TO GO SLOW. I advise you go slow for about 10 minutes until your partner says it feels good and he/she wants it a lil faster and harder.

3)When your partner says GIVER,JUST GIVER AND KEEP ON FUCKING GIVINER!


Enjoy,and make sure to clean up the mess.

Also guys your partner will CUM like a mother fucker :D

wow, that gave me too many horrible, horrible mental images.

you shouldnt be allowed to post about these types of topics anymore.

[Akeel]

Robyn, i'm only down if this is reciprocal ass poundage, though. Dont worry i have a strap on you can use...it just needs to be washed first.

[robyn]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

SIGGED!!!!
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I'm so perversely proud of this!

[rawb]

it isn't cheating if you fuck her in the ass. kind of like if you steal a car to get someone to the hospital before they die it isn't theft. it's an act for the greater good of everyone.

[*spacecase*]

i honestly don;t see the big deal with anal sex

why is it such a popular topic?

fuck.....

if you like anal sex, good for you! (i enjoy it... it can be really fun)

if you don;t like it and think it's icky, good for you! (i used to think that way once)

but for the love of god.... why do people keep making threads about it?

its getting boring... its not even entertaining to read them anymore

[jib monkey]

man, i know i am missing out. i want to lay some pipe in the plumming!!

[jib monkey]

Originally Posted by *spacecase*

i honestly don;t see the big deal with anal sex

why is it such a popular topic?

fuck.....

if you like anal sex, good for you! (i enjoy it... it can be really fun)

if you don;t like it and think it's icky, good for you! (i used to think that way once)

but for the love of god.... why do people keep making threads about it?

its getting boring... its not even entertaining to read them anymore

really i find them to be hiarious. SWEET THREAD DIVA!! made me laugh, while i should be crying....need to keep studying

[diva]

Originally Posted by *spacecase*

i honestly don;t see the big deal with anal sex

why is it such a popular topic?

fuck.....

if you like anal sex, good for you! (i enjoy it... it can be really fun)

if you don;t like it and think it's icky, good for you! (i used to think that way once)

but for the love of god.... why do people keep making threads about it?

its getting boring... its not even entertaining to read them anymore

Why do people keep making threads about any kind of sexual activity in the sex section of this website?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAKE IT STOP.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by cheebus420

in all fairness crookedking, wether you agree with the filth of this post or not, it still was put in the proper category of 'sex (rated r)' which is supposed to be censor free from these subjects.

well, i believe that the topic of anal sex is taboo and should never be spoken or done...BY ANYONE!

[Sykonee]

Why is it that the one area on the human body that attracts the attention of both sexes equally (ass) is also the one area of the human body that people seem to have the most hang-ups about sexually?

[Ragga_Wh0re]

Originally Posted by axion

wow, that gave me too many horrible, horrible mental images.

you shouldnt be allowed to post about these types of topics anymore.

why tho dude? I mean its just butt sex...its not like we r talking about molesting children or fucking animals.

[Dj G-Style]

Bum sex is nothing to be afraid of or feared it's just a little something called variety. When you are in a relationship that you are comfortable with sometimes it's nice to spice things up a little bit. I think people in this city are offended way too easy about things in general. Start off by looking at how many people are striking all over the place. Just get back to work!!!!!!! Have bum sex or any sex more frequently and maybe you wont have so much time on your hands. Or should I say in your hands.
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[~god~]

*giggle*
someone said bummmmsex!

[rav3r gurl]

i think there should be no more talk of any kind of sex....at least not until i get some...

[ebbomega]

IF MY DICK'S NOT IN YOUR ASS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!!!!

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[axion]

Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~

why tho dude? I mean its just butt sex...its not like we r talking about molesting children or fucking animals.

first of all, i was saying that you specifically shouldn't be allowed to post about these topics anymore... and second of all, i was only half serious.

theres nothing wrong with anal sex or talking about it. for all i care, anyone else can talk about it until they are blue in the face.

however goddessa, you make it sound like surrey's official sport. for some reason, you ruined the discussion for me. maybe its the fact that so many other times you have made vivid descriptive posts about your anal adventures.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by axion

first of all, i was saying that you specifically shouldn't be allowed to post about these topics anymore... and second of all, i was only half serious.

theres nothing wrong with anal sex or talking about it. for all i care, anyone else can talk about it until they are blue in the face.

however goddessa, you make it sound like surrey's official sport. for some reason, you ruined the discussion for me. maybe its the fact that so many other times you have made vivid descriptive posts about your anal adventures.

This post doesn't make you sound intelligent. It just tells us how little you know about Surrey.

[axion]

the point of that post wasnt to sound intelligent, i was just explaining my first post.

[miss.myra]

I think what axion was trying to say that there's a difference between being open with your sexuality and just being completely fucking vulgar.

[~god~]

^ true. However, I deem not that godessa has ruined the discussion. For the purpose of this thread was educational. And frankly, I found her post the best fitting answer to the question.

[crookedking]

don't cum to fast boy! or i'll rip your dick off!

[tahiti__treat]

OMG that is soo totally gross! exit only~

[Ragga_Wh0re]

Originally Posted by axion

first of all, i was saying that you specifically shouldn't be allowed to post about these topics anymore... and second of all, i was only half serious.

theres nothing wrong with anal sex or talking about it. for all i care, anyone else can talk about it until they are blue in the face.

however goddessa, you make it sound like surrey's official sport. for some reason, you ruined the discussion for me. maybe its the fact that so many other times you have made vivid descriptive posts about your anal adventures.

yes your right,i do indeed live in surrey. However i was being sodomized long before I moved here:) It all started back in Abbotsford,fucking red necks i tell ya.

The purpose of my post was to inform and educate people that might be interested in trying anal sex and dont know where to start or how.

Yes i am vulgar:) I dont feel the need to sugar coat shit especially when it comes to sex and sexuality.

After all this forum is r rated, so since your uncomfortable with my x rated remarks how about you stay pg 13 within the other forums.

BUTT SLUT OUT!!!

[axion]

Originally Posted by ~god~

^ true. However, I deem not that godessa has ruined the discussion. For the purpose of this thread was educational. And frankly, I found her post the best fitting answer to the question.

she did in fact make some good points about anal sex. but regardless, there was very little tact used.

and yeah im positive the pupose of this thread was educational, thats exactly why she should have left out things along the lines of how taking it in the ass will make her cum everytime. thats the last thing i need to be educated about.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

Originally Posted by axion

she did in fact make some good points about anal sex. but regardless, there was very little tact used.

and yeah im positive the pupose of this thread was educational, thats exactly why she should have left out things along the lines of how taking it in the ass will make her cum everytime. thats the last thing i need to be educated about.

im sorry but i thought that sex was about cumming and making others cum!

SILLY ME!!!

why should i utilize tact on fnk?! I mean reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally.