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Old Apr 27, 04
Don't Believe The Hype
 
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2004 Anal Thread

What do you guys and ladies think?
Why is it so taboo to talk about it?
Is an anus really an exit only hole?
Do you poop before you do it?
Have you ever pooped yourself while doing it?
Does your dink smell like poop after you do it?

Let's discuss, peeps.
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Old Apr 27, 04
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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this thread is disgusting, and now i'm going to close it.

edit-to whomever gave me Evil Karma for this thread...I LAUGH AT YOUR PETTY -1 POINT!

if you're Evil Karma doesn't take much off of my Karmaic Points, i don't value your opinion.

2nd edition-lol@the person who gave me Evil Karma and didn't take off any points.

3rd edition-lol bring it on you pansies!

4th edition-that wasn't meant for people who give out admin Karma. i love you guys :)

Last edited by crookedking; Apr 27, 04 at 09:00 PM.
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Old Apr 27, 04
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in all fairness crookedking, wether you agree with the filth of this post or not, it still was put in the proper category of 'sex (rated r)' which is supposed to be censor free from these subjects.
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Old Apr 27, 04
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if you're going to use an enema before anal sex, use a SALINE enema and not tap water.


that is all I can really contribute to this thread :(

--Joanne :P
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Old Apr 27, 04
Don't Believe The Hype
 
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diva is a jewel in the roughdiva is a jewel in the roughdiva is a jewel in the rough
Oh whatever!

You guys can talk about wearing your tacky mesh outfits to parties and other lame ass shit, and I can't post about bumsex without getting bad karma?

FUCK YOU.
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Old Apr 27, 04
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hahahahahaha


a bum sex thread...where the fuck is crazy dave?
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Old Apr 27, 04
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this thread is disgusting, and now i'm going to close it.

edit-to whomever gave me Evil Karma for this thread...I LAUGH AT YOUR PETTY -1 POINT!

if you're Evil Karma doesn't take much off of my Karmaic Points, i don't value your opinion.

2nd edition-lol@the person who gave me Evil Karma and didn't take off any points.
hahahaha that was me with the big 1 point spank :) i thought it would be good for a laugh.
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Old Apr 27, 04
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Bum sex is great. Opps sorry hun I slipped.......lol
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Old Apr 27, 04
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Oh whatever!

You guys can talk about wearing your tacky mesh outfits to parties and other lame ass shit, and I can't post about bumsex without getting bad karma?

FUCK YOU.
nevermind that, just for posting about free speech in this thread got me so many bad karma points!
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Old Apr 27, 04
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Best. Thread. Ever.
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Old Apr 27, 04
nope.
 
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I just can't bring myself to let someone fuck me in the ass. This is probably why I can't find a man, right?
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Old Apr 27, 04
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I LOVE anal sex...in moderation.

Heres some handy tips for the first time anal explorers:

1)ALWAYS warm up the asshole b4 u slam ur man meat in it gentleman! By this I mean take some lube(i reccomend astroglide) lube ur index finger up, squirt some lube on the asshole then just gentle rub around the asshole until she is relaxed then gently ease ur finger in there. Fuck it with ur finger for a minute or two then try to get 2 fingers in there. Continue to gentle finger fuck the asshole for about 5-10 minutes, i suggest you do this while licking her clit because then it makes the girl that much more turned on and relaxed and wanting the cock in her ass. Also while finger fucking the poop shoot you might wanna use latex gloves or stick a condom on the fingers you are using just so you keep things sanitary.

2)When your ready to fuck some ass THROW ON A CONDOM BEFORE U FUCK SOME ASS!!! stds can still be spread from anal sex, better safe than sorry.
So you got your condom on, throw some lube on top of the jimmy hat,suiqrt LOTS of lube on the asshole, gently ease the head of your cock into the asshole BE VERY GENTLE GUYS! This comes as a great shock to women at first,it generally hurts us for about 2-4 minutes. Make sure you communicate with your partner who is receiving the cock in thier ass to make sure that they r ok. After every time u go deeper and deeper into the ass make sure to check with your partner to make sure they r comfortable and not in too much pain. MAKE SURE TO GO SLOW. I advise you go slow for about 10 minutes until your partner says it feels good and he/she wants it a lil faster and harder.

3)When your partner says GIVER,JUST GIVER AND KEEP ON FUCKING GIVINER!


Enjoy,and make sure to clean up the mess.

Also guys your partner will CUM like a mother fucker :D
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Old Apr 27, 04
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I just can't bring myself to let someone fuck me in the ass. This is probably why I can't find a man, right?

most definately.
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Old Apr 27, 04
nope.
 
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most definately.
Dammit! I will die alone, with my virgin ass somewhat intact.
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Old Apr 27, 04
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Dammit! I will die alone, with my virgin ass somewhat intact.
Not if my good friend GHB has anything to do with it.
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Old Apr 27, 04
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I just can't bring myself to let someone fuck me in the ass. This is probably why I can't find a man, right?
yep!

peace
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Old Apr 27, 04
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Changing lanes without signaling makes the baby Jesus cry. Thats my contribution.
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Old Apr 27, 04
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Old Apr 27, 04
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Originally Posted by robyn
I just can't bring myself to let someone fuck me in the ass. This is probably why I can't find a man, right?
A few more tequillas might change your mind :)


This society still considers talk about vaginal sex taboo - so 'up the bum' isn't usally high on the conversation list

People think bums are ' the exit only' - whatever, to me that's like saying vaginas are just an area for baby exit

Some people seem to think anal sex is 'gay' and that only QUEERS do it
which is hilarious - cause the male g-spot is up the poop shoot ...so they're the ones who really miss out with that attitude

Rim jobs and anal sex - both can be rad as long as you are really comfortable with your partner and your own sexuality
But just because people are comfy with it - doesn't mean they wanna ass chat at dinner
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Old Apr 27, 04
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Dammit! I will die alone, with my virgin ass somewhat intact.
i'll help you out. but only if you're hot.
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Old Apr 27, 04
nope.
 
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i'll help you out. but only if you're hot.
omg! Rave superstar Akeel wants to do me in ass! No deal!
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Old Apr 27, 04
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does that mean your ugly?

please post pics so we can laugh :)
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Old Apr 27, 04
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omg! Rave superstar Akeel wants to do me in ass! No deal!
You fucking cocktease. People like you should be shot.
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Old Apr 27, 04
nope.
 
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You fucking cocktease. People like you should be shot.
Fine! Everyone gets to do me in the ass, if only to prove my hotness and good moral character.
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Old Apr 27, 04
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