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Old Apr 29, 04
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I think I had sex with a lesbian last night.....

So I've known this chick for a while now and she's been a lesbian for years. She has a girl-friend and doesn't normally do guys. However last night we were at Chicago's($1.50 hi-balls), and after drinking about 30 Rum and Cokes, I don't quite remember much.

Now I kinda remember flashes of stuff happening but maybe I was just delusional. The odd thing is, I woke up wearing pants and she was clothed, but There was a condon in the trash next to my bed and I asked a friend of hers if she has her nipples pierced, talks dirty in bed and bites when she kisses, and apearantly that's all true.

When we got up this morning we didn't talk about it, we just acted like normal, so all's well that ends well. I just wish I remember how she was, and how I was. Oh well.
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Old Apr 29, 04
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Aaah, the Miracles of Alcohol.
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Old Apr 29, 04
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Sex with a lesbian (unless its a lumberjack lez) is worth at least 50 points.


Almost as much as Road head.

But until you get a "ballcuzzi" you haven't lived.


Good job!
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Old Apr 29, 04
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you had sex with a lesbo, that tight, props.lol
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Old Apr 29, 04
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hahah right on! i think u deserve some props for getting into a lesbians pants for sure. haha
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Old Apr 29, 04
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do you feel violated??
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Old Apr 29, 04
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Originally Posted by jawa
do you feel violated??
Always.
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Old Apr 29, 04
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most deffinately worth 50 points
30 rum and cokes??? sounds like yer losing yer touch man
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Old Apr 30, 04
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hahah karma for that...definate karma
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Old May 02, 04
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Best thread ever
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Old May 02, 04
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props man props haha
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Old May 02, 04
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where does this chik live :P
mad.fuckin.props for the bang bang with the lesbo.
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Old May 02, 04
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haha thats hilarious! i know how u feel though of waking up and not remembering oh my
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Old May 02, 04
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next time give some of your hi balls to her.. get her more hammered and willing and you not too drunk to forget it man.. but good karma is comming your way :D
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Old May 02, 04
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do you feel violated??
For having read this, yes.
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