Biggest biggest sexual frustrations/turnoffs?

[Goat]

when she shits on my chest
not cool

[Max Lazarus]

When the .mpeg is corrupted.

[shorerider]

Originally Posted by Jingles

a man who wants to please is a turn on - but a man who can't seem to do anything without asking is a turn off
'What should I do next?'


FOR FUCK SAKES ITS SEX -- stop stopping and asking - what next?

well maybe he's trying to figure out what you like or get you to do something that really gets you off or make sure that what he is doing isn't pissing you off or uncomfortable! sheeeeesh!

[MrDFrost]

Originally Posted by Goat

when she shits on my chest
not cool

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....dude youre fucked.

[Jingles]

Originally Posted by shorerider

well maybe he's trying to figure out what you like or get you to do something that really gets you off or make sure that what he is doing isn't pissing you off or uncomfortable! sheeeeesh!

humping me should be like putting together Ikea furniture, sure there are instructions - but some of it is just common sense!

[MrDFrost]

yeah some people just ask way too many questions....if youre that curious read a freakin book about it, and practice on your sister ;) j/k

[robyn]

Originally Posted by Jingles

humping me should be like putting together Ikea furniture, sure there are instructions - but some of it is just common sense!

There should also be an allan key involved:

'Hi, I'm allan. The allan key."

"Cool costume, man!"

"It's not a costume. THEY FOUND ME IN A METEORITE."

[Dj G-Style]

I think that foreplay is just as if not more important than the actual act of sex. I find foreplay fun. Kind of like a little desert before the main course. mmmmm
G

[Kelster]

Originally Posted by shorerider

well maybe he's trying to figure out what you like or get you to do something that really gets you off or make sure that what he is doing isn't pissing you off or uncomfortable! sheeeeesh!

i think she'd tell you if you were doing something that she didn't like.

i also think it's a lot hotter when someone tells you what they want withouth being asked...'fuck me in the ass' 'suck ma dick' 'fuck me from behind'

it's also a tad bit annoying when someone asks what you want, and then you never get it!

[Mo...]

ick stickin ur toungue in my belly button.. man that just feels GROSSSSS! ick ick ick!

[~Sc@ndelu$~]

when a guy finishes really fast, that sucks

[Prissypants]

My two biggest turn offs are bad breath and people who don't trim...

[crackdragon]

no sex is the biggest sexual frustration and the biggest turnoff would prob be a partner who was into, or had a fecal fetish... seriously wtf is up with that.

[LiKwID_TrAnCe]

I wonder what good sex is like.... my first experince wasn't the best I was pissed drunk and outside on a picnic bench with some guy I met like an hour earlier

[t-skywalker]

the slip.............ouch
talking about an ex girlfriend b4, after or if it actually would happend...during!!! omg!!
tryin anal, not down

[Play-it-hard]

lmao at likwid_trance hahahaha

I hate when the guy doesnt know what hes doing, I kinda just sit there waiting for it to be over with. I'm sorry but I love to be spoiled in bed.